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Episode 57 — Sean and Hayes, Our Closest Friends

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give it a rest brett, we all have 101 Thanksgiving Dick Jokes (For Kids!) by robert stein too

I actually didn't know what you were talking about at first, but I went on Amazon and it turns out their Look Inside! feature actually reveals the first 57 jokes, so I copied them down for you guys that don't have it. Click below the cover!

 

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101 Thanksgiving Dick Jokes (For Kids!) by Robert Stein

 

1. More cranberry sauce? More like cram these berries 'til I sauce.

2. More gravy? More like gravy coming out of these nuts.

3. More stuffing? More like stuffing that dick.

4. More giblets? More like tickle THESE giblets.

5. More white meat? More like DARK MEAT PLEASE.

6. More mashed potatoes? More like mashed nuts.

7. More family? More like let’s make a family.

8. More balsamic-roasted carrots and parsnips? More like my balls 'n dick hosted by your bare bits and sparse nips.

9. More pumpkin pie? More like lemme pump my kin into your sweet pie.

10. More cornucopia? More like cornucopulation.

11. More thanks? More like thanks for these nuts.

12. More earth tones? More like make my girth groan.

13. More turkey? More like you better jerk me.

14. More honey and biscuits? More like honey I can come this quick.

15. More pecan pie? More like nuts and crust.

16. More shopping malls? More like dropping balls.

17. More yams and marshmallows? More like let me jam my harsh fellow.

18. More dinner? More like I'm finna get in her.

19. More harvest? More like harvest these nuts.

20. More Mayflower? More like may I take your flower!

21. More tradition? More like tried itching these nuts.

22. More feast? More like feast your eyes on these nuts!

23. More wishbone? More like I wish we could bone.

24. More Native Americans? More like take off that headdress let’s fuck.

25. More football games? More like put balls in a dame.

26. More autumn? More like semen I shot ‘em.

27. More honey baked ham? More like YES, HONEY, BAKED HAM.

28. More sweet potato casserole? More like I’mma squeeze my taters in your asser hole.

29. More cornbread? More like I'm a total porn head.

30. More leftovers? More like foreskin.

31. More butternut squash? More like you better squash these nuts.

32. More Plymouth Rock? More like play with my cock.

33. More November? More like nice member.

34. More celebration? More like hella vibrations.

35. More gratitude? More like check out my fat dude.

36. More green beans? More like check out these mean beans.

37. More blessings? More like I’m blessed with a huge dick.

38. More Yorkshire pudding? More like you’re sure putting this dick in your mouth.

39. More playing in the yard? More like laying when I’m hard.

40. More bargain buys? More like getting hard again, you guys.

41. More Fall season? More like ball squeezing.

42. More gobble? More like gobble these nuts.

43. More friends and laughter? More like in the end I’m gonna shaft her.

44. More carving? More like you’re starving... for these nuts.

45. More Colonists? More like colonizing these nuts.

46. More centerpiece? More like I was sent to give her this piece.

47. More happiness? More like lap penis.

48. More Squanto? More like squat onto this, ho.

49. More Macy’s Day Parade? More like blow up these nuts and parade them around town.

50. More Tisquantum? More like this johnson.

51. More time at home? More like gimme some dome.

52. More talk of the election? More like my cock, the erection.

53. More saying grace? More like these nuts in your face.

54. More family portraits? More like lemme cram these in your tits.

55. More drumsticks? More like I got a huge bum stick.

56. More decorations? More like ejaculations.

57. More Thanksgiven? More like yanking what I was given.

 

Buy the book now to see more!

 

 

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I could go for a San Francisco style meal (you know the one) right now!

 

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i will make you a rice-a-roni rod

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I actually didn't know what you were talking about at first, but I went on Amazon and it turns out their Look Inside! feature actually reveals the first 57 jokes, so I copied them down for you guys that don't have it. Click below the cover!

 

isRElrd.png

 

 

 

101 Thanksgiving Dick Jokes (For Kids!) by Robert Stein

 

1. More cranberry sauce? More like cram these berries 'til I sauce.

2. More gravy? More like gravy coming out of these nuts.

3. More stuffing? More like stuffing that dick.

4. More giblets? More like tickle THESE giblets.

5. More white meat? More like DARK MEAT PLEASE.

6. More mashed potatoes? More like mashed nuts.

7. More family? More like let’s make a family.

8. More balsamic-roasted carrots and parsnips? More like my balls 'n dick hosted by your bare bits and sparse nips.

9. More pumpkin pie? More like lemme pump my kin into your sweet pie.

10. More cornucopia? More like cornucopulation.

11. More thanks? More like thanks for these nuts.

12. More earth tones? More like make my girth groan.

13. More turkey? More like you better jerk me.

14. More honey and biscuits? More like honey I can come this quick.

15. More pecan pie? More like nuts and crust.

16. More shopping malls? More like dropping balls.

17. More yams and marshmallows? More like let me jam my harsh fellow.

18. More dinner? More like I'm finna get in her.

19. More harvest? More like harvest these nuts.

20. More Mayflower? More like may I take your flower!

21. More tradition? More like tried itching these nuts.

22. More feast? More like feast your eyes on these nuts!

23. More wishbone? More like I wish we could bone.

24. More Native Americans? More like take off that headdress let’s fuck.

25. More football games? More like put balls in a dame.

26. More autumn? More like semen I shot ‘em.

27. More honey baked ham? More like YES, HONEY, BAKED HAM.

28. More sweet potato casserole? More like I’mma squeeze my taters in your asser hole.

29. More cornbread? More like I'm a total porn head.

30. More leftovers? More like foreskin.

31. More butternut squash? More like you better squash these nuts.

32. More Plymouth Rock? More like play with my cock.

33. More November? More like nice member.

34. More celebration? More like hella vibrations.

35. More gratitude? More like check out my fat dude.

36. More green beans? More like check out these mean beans.

37. More blessings? More like I’m blessed with a huge dick.

38. More Yorkshire pudding? More like you’re sure putting this dick in your mouth.

39. More playing in the yard? More like laying when I’m hard.

40. More bargain buys? More like getting hard again, you guys.

41. More Fall season? More like ball squeezing.

42. More gobble? More like gobble these nuts.

43. More friends and laughter? More like in the end I’m gonna shaft her.

44. More carving? More like you’re starving... for these nuts.

45. More Colonists? More like colonizing these nuts.

46. More centerpiece? More like I was sent to give her this piece.

47. More happiness? More like lap penis.

48. More Squanto? More like squat onto this, ho.

49. More Macy’s Day Parade? More like blow up these nuts and parade them around town.

50. More Tisquantum? More like this johnson.

51. More time at home? More like gimme some dome.

52. More talk of the election? More like my cock, the erection.

53. More saying grace? More like these nuts in your face.

54. More family portraits? More like lemme cram these in your tits.

55. More drumsticks? More like I got a huge bum stick.

56. More decorations? More like ejaculations.

57. More Thanksgiven? More like yanking what I was given.

 

Buy the book now to see more!

 

 

 

 

I love that this is a penguin book. Nice attention to detail.

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raw d aug, are you Kyle Mooney from MBC's Saturday Night Fever Live? I knew I smelled something fishy funny

 

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he is my son, Kyle Robotnik

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I actually didn't know what you were talking about at first, but I went on Amazon and it turns out their Look Inside! feature actually reveals the first 57 jokes, so I copied them down for you guys that don't have it. Click below the cover!

 

isRElrd.png

 

 

 

101 Thanksgiving Dick Jokes (For Kids!) by Robert Stein

 

1. More cranberry sauce? More like cram these berries 'til I sauce.

2. More gravy? More like gravy coming out of these nuts.

3. More stuffing? More like stuffing that dick.

4. More giblets? More like tickle THESE giblets.

5. More white meat? More like DARK MEAT PLEASE.

6. More mashed potatoes? More like mashed nuts.

7. More family? More like let’s make a family.

8. More balsamic-roasted carrots and parsnips? More like my balls 'n dick hosted by your bare bits and sparse nips.

9. More pumpkin pie? More like lemme pump my kin into your sweet pie.

10. More cornucopia? More like cornucopulation.

11. More thanks? More like thanks for these nuts.

12. More earth tones? More like make my girth groan.

13. More turkey? More like you better jerk me.

14. More honey and biscuits? More like honey I can come this quick.

15. More pecan pie? More like nuts and crust.

16. More shopping malls? More like dropping balls.

17. More yams and marshmallows? More like let me jam my harsh fellow.

18. More dinner? More like I'm finna get in her.

19. More harvest? More like harvest these nuts.

20. More Mayflower? More like may I take your flower!

21. More tradition? More like tried itching these nuts.

22. More feast? More like feast your eyes on these nuts!

23. More wishbone? More like I wish we could bone.

24. More Native Americans? More like take off that headdress let’s fuck.

25. More football games? More like put balls in a dame.

26. More autumn? More like semen I shot ‘em.

27. More honey baked ham? More like YES, HONEY, BAKED HAM.

28. More sweet potato casserole? More like I’mma squeeze my taters in your asser hole.

29. More cornbread? More like I'm a total porn head.

30. More leftovers? More like foreskin.

31. More butternut squash? More like you better squash these nuts.

32. More Plymouth Rock? More like play with my cock.

33. More November? More like nice member.

34. More celebration? More like hella vibrations.

35. More gratitude? More like check out my fat dude.

36. More green beans? More like check out these mean beans.

37. More blessings? More like I’m blessed with a huge dick.

38. More Yorkshire pudding? More like you’re sure putting this dick in your mouth.

39. More playing in the yard? More like laying when I’m hard.

40. More bargain buys? More like getting hard again, you guys.

41. More Fall season? More like ball squeezing.

42. More gobble? More like gobble these nuts.

43. More friends and laughter? More like in the end I’m gonna shaft her.

44. More carving? More like you’re starving... for these nuts.

45. More Colonists? More like colonizing these nuts.

46. More centerpiece? More like I was sent to give her this piece.

47. More happiness? More like lap penis.

48. More Squanto? More like squat onto this, ho.

49. More Macy’s Day Parade? More like blow up these nuts and parade them around town.

50. More Tisquantum? More like this johnson.

51. More time at home? More like gimme some dome.

52. More talk of the election? More like my cock, the erection.

53. More saying grace? More like these nuts in your face.

54. More family portraits? More like lemme cram these in your tits.

55. More drumsticks? More like I got a huge bum stick.

56. More decorations? More like ejaculations.

57. More Thanksgiven? More like yanking what I was given.

 

Buy the book now to see more!

 

 

 

Wow! BH, this is impressive. These jokes certainly sound like ones that kids would make up. And what a classy cover!

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I'm out of likes again. What gives, Earwolf?!

 

PS - I'm trying to bring back "What gives?"

 

PPS - I'm also trying to bring back "Get bent."

 

PPPS - Those are both beloved catchphrases from Middle School Anastasia.

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I'm out of likes again. What gives, Earwolf?!

 

PS - I'm trying to bring back "What gives?"

 

PPS - I'm also trying to bring back "Get bent."

 

PPPS - Those are both beloved catchphrases from Middle School Anastasia.

 

Sit on it, Anastasia

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Sit on it, Anastasia

 

Whoa! BRRII, your out dated phrase magically gave me my likes back! Woohoo! I think every time someone is out of likes, we just need to tell them to sit on it.

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I tried to PM this to Sean and Hayes so that it would just be for them to share with each other, but since they cannot receive PMs I'm going to have to put my "message in a bottle" so to speak,and pray these Qs get to their Es

 

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these questions might not mean anything to the users...but their the world to me

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I tried to PM this to Sean and Hayes so that it would just be for them to share with each other, but since they cannot receive PMs I'm going to have to put my "message in a bottle" so to speak,and pray these Qs get to their Es

 

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these questions might not mean anything to the users...but their the world to me

 

Amelie Gillette on HH would mean the world to me. I still re-listen to episodes of her defunct Hater podcast now and then

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This year for Thanksgiven we should all mail Turkeys to the Earwolf Studio so that they can have Thanksgiving year-round!

 

Whut up whut up guys I know you been missing my dirty south hotlanta good jokin' for the past day but I"M BACK BABY!!

 

Bozos, there's a drought... that's probs why...

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hey froiends me and rod are having a ricearoni throwdown at my place tonight, your all invited but BYOB (bring your own bowls, i only have enough for me and ruby rod)

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Which ricearoni are you making? Or will this be a variety of racearonis? Perhaps any pastaroni involved?

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*gasp* HES ON TO US

 

Eek! Sorry guys! I really boned this up in a number of ways.

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I AM gonna read all the forum comments, but first I need to post this comment I just saw on FB: "I had a dream that someone who deserved all that came to her after HS lost 100 pounds. Woke up, relieved, that she was still fat, unhappy, and poor."

This was in response to a post where a girl said someone she hated got what was coming to her (her husband is divorcing her).

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I AM gonna read all the forum comments, but first I need to post this comment I just saw on FB: "I had a dream that someone who deserved all that came to her after HS lost 100 pounds. Woke up, relieved, that she was still fat, unhappy, and poor."

This was in response to a post where a girl said someone she hated got what was coming to her (her husband is divorcing her).

 

 

This is very, very dark. Please tell me more.

 

 

 

Seriously though I'm interested

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