Episode 64 — Listeners, Our Close Friends

[kobthatreal 5896]

Ana, what is it like being the mother of a man who got to star alongside Hidalgo, everyone's favorite historical horse?

[Casaba 5942]

Ana, what is it like being the mother of a man who got to star alongside Hidalgo, everyone's favorite historical horse?

 

Oh Viggo loved that horse, don't you know. It usually takes Viggy a while to get out of character, sometimes more than a year. So after shooting wrapped, he kept trying to sneak into TJ's stables (TJ is the horse that played Hidalgo). Finally after being arrested 4-5 times, TJ put a retraining order on my Viggy, which was just heartbreaking. But after he started shooting his next film, he forgot all about horses and got super into gun violence.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Dreidel was this episode's MVP. Chanson, I'm giving your pup two of my points and I'm taking your points that I gave you yesterday and transferring them over to Dreidel.

 

So as it stands, The Hollywood Handbook End of the Year Big Points Leader-board looks like this:

 

Dreidel = 26 Points

Joe McGurl = 24 Points

Everyone Else = 0 Points

Veebs = -1 points

Tim = -100 points

 

That's a close race. Keep it up guys, with the holiday season in full swing, I might be PRETTY generous with the distribution of points.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Oh and this episode was funny and I liked it and everyone did fine blah blah blah

[SpencerBridgman 89]

 

PS - "Listeners, Our Close Friends." Awwwwwww.

 

My heart grew three sizes when I read that. Merry holidays hollywood handbook heads!

[honlads 8798]

I knew they were going to tell Chanson's dog to run when Chanson put her on the phone, but it still had me laughing very hard. Is this an example of a first thought joke done very well?

 

I haven't finished listening yet.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Now'll try talk without speaking in trombones. This was a great holiday gift. Thank you all for your sacrifice. My shout out was to Regis Philbin, so close to getting it in. I will admit that I got took down a notch. But only just once did I actually copy Sean, that "mmm yes" that he called me out on. I'm glad I got to talk with S&H for a minute. And the suspense they built up for the unleashing of everybody altogether totally paid off with that cacophony of voices!

 

Hey Joe, I think me saying "What up what up?" when I called in seems worthy of a point or two.

 

Does anyone on here really snus? I always see it at the easy market

[Casaba 5942]

Grant, I like your trombone language. Where in AZ do you live?

[Casaba 5942]

By the way, I loved this episode. I'm now a believer in call-in episodes. Everyone who called was a great stimulus for the fellas to make funnies. And Andy did a great job. I loved saying hi to him. Brett was cool and smart and powerful. I was giggling the entire time I spoke with the fellas so I didn't hear everything they said. Salad Jesse Raphael and I are in the messy exit club together.

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Grant, I like your trombone language. Where in AZ do you live?

 

Tempe, near ASU. Been here quite a while. Were you from phoenix area or other?

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

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[ajzthisisdumb 857]

Gang, I have a confession to make...Hayes and Sean guessed correctly. I am really Viggo Mortensen's mom. He is such a hip young man, and a real comedy nerd, so he listens to this podcast and got me into it. He exposes me to so much fun pop culture stuff. When he was married to Exene, we used to listen to the punk rock music all the time and I just loved it. I was so sad when they split up. My grandson, Henry is such a little cool guy too. Feel free to call me Mrs. Mortensen from now on.

 

By the way, here's a little secret scoop for all of my forum pals:

My convo was edited a bit because we got real political at one point. H+S asked me about Arizona politics and I mentioned that Arizona should just open the borders and stop trying to keep Mexicans out. Anyway, I'm glad they edited that out. It was not at all funny.

oh shit, i remember hearing that while i was on hold, didnt even notice it got chopped!

[Casaba 5942]

 

 

Tempe, near ASU. Been in Tempe a long time. Were you from phoenix area or other?

 

I grew up in Tucson, but went to ASU for my undergrad. I lived in the Phoenix area for about 10 years and all my family's still there.

[SaladJesseRapheal 32]

By the way, I loved this episode. I'm now a believer in call-in episodes. Everyone who called was a great stimulus for the fellas to make funnies. And Andy did a great job. I loved saying hi to him. Brett was cool and smart and powerful. I was giggling the entire time I spoke with the fellas so I didn't hear everything they said. Salad Jesse Raphael and I are in the messy exit club together.

 

 

Is the messy exit club like the babysitters club?

[Casaba 5942]

 

 

Is the messy exit club like the babysitters club?

 

Yes, exactly like it. We need to even change our names. I'll be Kristy.

 

oh shit, i remember hearing that while i was on hold, didnt even notice it got chopped!

 

Yeah, that's some master editing work by Brett Morris.

[SaladJesseRapheal 32]

 

Yes, exactly like it. We need to even change our names. I'll be Kristy.

 

I'll be Chanson.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

I think everyone did a nice job for a bunch of amateurs.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

I just want to apologize to Andy. I was being a big fibber that day and he was very pleasant on the phone and only asked me to give him a big kissy one time, to which I replied, "I'm not there."

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Yeah, that's some master editing work by Brett Morris.

I think Hayes actually edits every episode and I don't think I'm ready to explain how I know that.

 

Let's just say my podcast falls under the category of "edits encouraged."

[Andrew 4646]

TEASER FREEZER, TEASER FREEZER, TEASER FREEZER, PLEEEEEEAAAAASSSSUUUHHH.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz2HyCgUWh4

[Bilbo Teabaggins 0]

Thanks Shaon and Hais! Always in awe of you guys'es willingness to educate us!!

[NiceDad43 86]

why wasn't i beeped about this

 

why did i even...FREAKING pay Brett 500 dollars for the hollywood handbeeper if it doesn't even freaking work!!

[NiceDad43 86]

"take a page from hollywood handbook", brett? remember when you said that? well i got a little page of my own,

 

oh yeah, let me just think about the page. oh, i got it

 

here's a page for you brett :143? no, not that, instead it's this: 43

[honlads 8798]

How's about some friggin' t-shirts hahahahaha

[JacobCrites 4977]

5 minutes in:

"This will probably be the only call-in episode we do until next christmas"