Episode 68 — Erin Gibson, Our Close Friend

[AntonioBanderas2Mouth 39]

Loved seeing Sean on last night's ep of "Parks and Rec."

 

Not sure if other Scoop Troop members picked up on this, but I think the episode was what's known in Hollywood as a "backdoor pilot" (not to be confused with Buzzfeed's proposed POV porno featuring renowned old guy Captain "Sully" Sullenberger that was also entitled "Backdoor Pilot"). If industry buzz is to believed, the episode mainly served to introduce a "P & R" spin-off about the tech company Gryzzl that will focus mostly on Sean's character (working title: "Beyond the Matty").

 

Really hope this pans out and that any potential producers have shelves ready for all the friggin' Emmys they'll win.

[chanson 9697]

Loved seeing Sean on last night's ep of "Parks and Rec."

 

Not sure if other Scoop Troop members picked up on this, but I think the episode was what's known in Hollywood as a "backdoor pilot" (not to be confused with Buzzfeed's proposed POV porno featuring renowned old guy Captain "Sully" Sullenberger that was also entitled "Backdoor Pilot"). If industry buzz is to believed, the episode mainly served to introduce a "P & R" spin-off about the tech company Gryzzl that will focus mostly on Sean's character (working title: "Beyond the Matty").

 

Really hope this pans out and that any potential producers have shelves ready for all the friggin' Emmys they'll win.

 

Solid.

[Game of Scones 5812]

I dont own a television.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway, Good podcast.

[chanson 9697]

Can the guys talk about drones on next week's ep? That's something no one is talking about ANYWHERE and I really want to hear people talk about and speculate about something they don't know anything about but are vaguely suspicious of...

 

K Thanks.

[Game of Scones 5812]

And what is KFC trying to pull with all these fried chickens?

 

When I was young there was only three kinds(because we threw the wings away!). Now there are friend chicken hamburger sandwich and wienies.

 

I knew this would happen with a [redacted] president.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

You know these drones is the biggest step yet in robots becoming real people and taking over the world and killing us all, right? You KNOW that, right?

[rod aug 5637]

burgerho i love ronnie hog and i might adopt it as my new forum name in an attempt to trick sean hayes into giving me pro vers again

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I want to know if Sean and Hayes are having their kids vaccinated. In order to know whose example to follow, I have an intricate list of celebrities and their rankings. For instance, I try to do everything that Patricia Heaton does, unless that brings me into conflict with Jason Lee, in which case I go with him because he outranks her. Jim Carrey, Mayim Bialik and Billy Corgan are all anti-vaxxers, but Sean and Hayes outrank them so I'm going to wait and hope that I hear from them about it.

 

PS. My wife is firmly pro-vax, but first of all, she's a public health scientist and so is CLEARLY biased, and second, she is not even a celebrity.

 

PPS. I have no idea what I'll do if Sean and Hayes disagree. Maybe I'll vaccinate half of my children?

 

PPPS. I have no children, but it's best to have a plan already in place.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

And what is KFC trying to pull with all these fried chickens?

 

When I was young there was only three kinds(because we threw the wings away!). Now there are friend chicken hamburger sandwich and wienies.

 

I knew this would happen with a [redacted] president.

Mmm. Too edgy.

 

Also, you wrote "friend chicken." Are you friends with lots of chickens? Hahaha!

[Andrew 4646]

Vaccines are so dumb lol. Why would I need medicine for a disease I don't even have yet? Just docs looking for another pay day.

[honlads 8798]

Ever heard someone who actually knows about this stuff be anti-vaccination? A doctor or scientist or something? Obviously not, because there's money to be had in the vaccination business.

[cameronobrian 98]

Vaccines are so dumb lol. Why would I need medicine for a disease I don't even have yet? Just docs looking for another pay day.

I believe in a babies right to choose whether to be vaccinated or not. Cut the cord already, moms!

[rod aug 5637]

Vaccines are so dumb lol. Why would I need medicine for a disease I don't even have yet? Just docs looking for another pay day.

my dad told me that vaccines actually GIVE you the disease that they say it's preventing! my dad said it's a trick, we get these shots to make sure we don't get sick but doctor needs money so they make us sick for the payday.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

My best friend is a doctor, and I'm not saying he tricks people into getting sick, but he is definitely a lying scumbag that everybody hates. I'm pretty sure that he only got to be a doctor because he is the fucking worst. In fact, when I tried to be a doctor, they told me I wasn't dishonest enough. And that you have to go to a special school for like ten years.

[kobthatreal 5896]

Did u guys get ur vaccine vaccines so you don't have to worry about any of these radicals stabbing u in the arm with hypodermics?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

I heard that the vaccine vaccine actually injects you with tiny researchers, and so it is more likely to cause the problem it purports to solve. Also, I heard that one guy got the vaccine vaccine and then he had assburgers.

[honlads 8798]

Doctors look at the word vaccination and go "Uhhh more like vacation with all the money i got from this."

 

Yeah Spunky I know a guy that used to dispose of used needles and one time he scratched his arm with one and got autism. Get this. That was this day 10 years ago.

[DEATHMAN 3317]

And if you look up the science a vaccine is actually made of the sick they claim it cures so its just like uhhh....hello? Nice try doc

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

My doctor was telling me about all the problems he was having putting an addition onto his house, then he said, "but you don't care about that." To which I replied, "Of course I do, Doc. I'm paying for it!"

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Doctors look at the word vaccination and go "Uhhh more like vacation with all the money i got from this."

 

Yeah Spunky I know a guy that used to dispose of used needles and one time he scratched his arm with one and got autism. Get this. That was this day 10 years ago.

 

OMG I am literally freaking out right now.

[alargebucket 1589]

What really grinding my gears, you guys, is how Big Pharma use their limitless coffers to get Lil Jon and all his friends to push their radical medical agenda on mainstream radio. Kids used to be just so afraid to bend ova and make their knees touch their elbows to get shots shots shots shots shots shots, but now they're all like turn down these vaccinations for what?

 

I'm real crying right now, but you can't tell 'cause of my sunglasses, which I assure you are not prescription like Lil Jon's.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Vaccines are crazy these days! What happened to the 1950's when every household had a standard vaccine with the disposable dust bags you would buy at the store and then throw out once they were full!

 

Vaccines these days are so hi-tech! With cyclone technology and "just the right amount of suction!" Like, what?!? Please, just take me back!!! And no, vaccine salesman, I DON'T need a mini vaccine to clean the Doritos crumbs that fall on my chest OR an extendable arm to get into the "hard to reach" spots! Dust is good for you and anyone who says different is a whackjob! Next thing you know they'll be saying you'll need to get a vacuum shot at the doctor's office to prevent "dust bunnies!" Aye! Mama mia!!!

[greggy 15909]

hey if you guys dont want the vaccines just send them to me, i drink every vial i get in the mail no questions asked

[mwn 5470]

greggy is all about the ICP... the Indiscriminate Consumption of Potions

[kobthatreal 5896]

Vac, of the Latin vaca, meaning to leave, to vacate, etc. and cine, from the Latin cinema, meaning movies. So is they tryin to tell me leave the movies? Cause I paid for my ticket and it's pretty esspensive and don't even get me started on the popping corn and fountain soda those are, well, they ain't cheap.