Episode 71 — Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Napster cat or Garfield cat? which one is better?

one is definitely more nasty than the other

[honlads 8798]

You think Hayes got his Bruce Bruce reference from Jimmy 'Bozos' Buckets mentioning him on the forums recently? Hmmmm. Makes you think.

[robinsbruce 4985]

One of you honkeys best be reporting how the show goes tonight or I will be both jealous and angry. Also probably sad.

[chanson 9697]

Normally I listen to this for loffs but this time what I got is TEATS! Sean and Hayes can hit all of my buttons.

 

Did you like how they mispronounced potash? I assume you know a lot about potash because you're from Saskatchewan and that's a big deal there. Also uranium. But that wasn't featured so prominently in this episode.

 

Edit: FIRST!

[watchayakan 1021]

As a resident of the province with the largest potash deposit in the world it was pretty irksome to hear it continually mispronounced.

[watchayakan 1021]

 

Did you like how they mispronounced potash? I assume you know a lot about potash because you're from Saskatchewan and that's a big deal there. Also uranium. But that wasn't featured so prominently in this episode.

Couldn't wait ONE minute, Chanson?

[chanson 9697]

Couldn't wait ONE minute, Chanson?

 

Yet further proof of both my omniscience and omnipotence.

[mwn 5470]

 

omniscience and omnipotence.

Don't you mean no dominance since impotence ???

[Proposition Phil 218]

Fantastic EP. The boys brought that fire like I knew that they would and words can't describe what a revelation Cody has been since the Pauly Shore episode.

 

A few things about Sean bothered me though. When Hayes is telling his story just shut up and listen for 15-30 seconds. More often than not it will be worth your time! Another thing that has obviously been bothering most of us is that he won't stop the "What up, what up" shit. Just let it go man! I liked it at first, I've even used it in my personal life a few times, but it's run its course. The listeners hate it and more importantly Hayes hates it.

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

 

You know, they didn't say this explicitly but I think Hayes' dig at Boko Haram caused them to get that turkey bone stuck in earwolfman Jack and that's why he died. I told you guys that Boko Haram was a big deal. I did. Don't say I didn't because I definitely did.

 

chanson, please don't use another celebrity death as a springboard for one of your political stances. we all remember what happened when amy winehouse was taken from us and you used it as an opportunity to launch into a weird anti-feminism rant. just let us mourn, just this once.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

[greggy 15909]

Sounds like Hayes is friggin gagging for a guest spot on Podcasts Are Wonderful, Greggy.

As always, very funny epis'.

 

Merry Shrove Tuesday to everybody, and a happy new Lent.

maybe some day, my emotions are too raw right now hearing my childish drawing is in a trash can

not that hayes made the wrong call, but like mother says i can be a special sensitive boy sometimes

[chanson 9697]

Toby Keith Sweat, I don't wanna fight you, man but that fucking Amy Winehouse was doing too much for those god damn feminists and I'm happy she's dead. I'm happy goddamnit because she was making women seem too powerful and too dignified and we cannot have that! We can't!

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

You think Hayes got his Bruce Bruce reference from Jimmy 'Bozos' Buckets mentioning him on the forums recently? Hmmmm. Makes you think.

I thought the same thing but then everyone else but me got shout outs on the ep so I was cool with it. Oh wait...

 

~ Jimmy Buckets

[chanson 9697]

Also, if Jeff Dye can be in Girl Code why can't Hayes and Sean?

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

Toby Keith Sweat, I don't wanna fight you, man but that fucking Amy Winehouse was doing too much for those god damn feminists and I'm happy she's dead. I'm happy goddamnit because she was making women seem too powerful and too dignified and we cannot have that! We can't!

 

mods, can we do something about this guy?? this is NOT the place to be taking these kinds of stands (to be clear i am neither agreeing nor disagreeing with the argument)

[Toby Keith Sweat 1000]

 

congratulations on 400 wonderful posts, joe

[chanson 9697]

 

mods, can we do something about this guy?? this is NOT the place to be taking these kinds of stands (to be clear i am neither agreeing nor disagreeing with the argument)

 

I love you TKS! Also, I thought of you the other day when I passed the Emerald Queen Casino in Tacoma and their giant sign said that Keith Sweat is gonna be there in April.

[Gym Sockerman 1326]

I saw that the PFT and Betsy Sodaro episodes got tons of forum comments, so I decided to give Hollywood Handbook another try. And it all clicked! This show is amazing! I've never been so happy to have been so EHHH! Wrong! about something.

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

I saw that the PFT and Betsy Sodaro episodes got tons of forum comments, so I decided to give Hollywood Handbook another try. And it all clicked! This show is amazing! I've never been so happy to have been so EHHH! Wrong! about something.

 

Good post

[JMonsterface 1974]

I liked how Sean was doing more of the good hosting that Hayes was wanting him to do!

[Andrew 4646]

How did the live show go?

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

How did the live show go?

 

It was very very good.

 

Live Popcorn Gallery theme

Sean and Hayes brought their buddies in too audition for the role of HH ad reader' after the sad passing of Earwolfman jack

And basically lots of funny, smart, jokes

[Casaba 5942]

Tonight was great and amazing and fun and funny and cool and smart.

1.) The show was crazy funny. I laughed real hard. Listen for my cackle in next week's podcast. Fun surprises in store.

2.) Tim and I are now best friends with Agata, Jo, Asteck, Andy, Sean, Hayes, and Engineer Sam.

3.) Hayes bought me a cocktail. He and Sean were very very very cool and nice...and funny and smart.

4.) We just got back to our hotel at 1:27am.

5.) Thank you, Sean and Hayes, for a lovely evening.

[Casaba 5942]

PS- I am going to move to LA just so I can hang out with everyone more.