Episode 71 — Nicole Byer, Our Close Friend

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

yea, me and my c are foruming hard in maine blizzard country this morning and just so pleased to see everyone is meeting up in california and getting free drinks from hayes.

Freja, I was just on a call with a team my work has a partnership with in Maine. Great people, we talked about snow. I secretly hope you know them.

 

Hey, Sean. Hey, Hayes. If you ever wanted to, you know, do a show down this end of the country, maybe when you're home visiting your m's and d's maybe, I would turn the tables and buy YOU a drink after the show. Then if brgrho or Freja or rod aug or mwn (NH, right?) couldn't go we could all go hang out at their house the next day. Then we wouldn't have to be jealous of the Cali birds we could just BE them only with a little extra edge and grit that we New Englandahs have from our harsh winters and drunk parents.

 

Or maybe I just need to convince my 'dacted that her family actually isn't that cool and she's been EHHHH wrong about staying here.

[dixon 5920]

Don't worry: I only post on non-HH threads on /r/Earwolf. I do scan the HH threads just to see what they're saying and to make sure no one from here posts there (I caught you once, Dixon... one warning on your record).

 

Not even sorry

[ghosthustler 41]

I don't get it. Do you want or not want more people on the forums from reddit? Reddit kind of sucks imo.

[dixon 5920]

Listen buddy, if me and whoever that other random person that subscribes want to look at an empty Hollywood Handbook subreddit, we sure as hell will, and you can't stop us.

[dixon 5920]

Freja, I was just on a call with a team my work has a partnership with in Maine. Great people, we talked about snow. I secretly hope you know them.

Bozos I think she's heard of LL Bean.

[Zsinjeh 1677]

I don't get it. Do you want or not want more people on the forums from reddit? Reddit kind of sucks imo.

But they seem like such lovely people

http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays

[dixon 5920]

Digging into the latest Haim Slides, finding out Greggy lore.

 

Tommy the Clown lead the way in the stirring dance movement called “Clowning” and “Krumping”. He also developed this form of dance in response to the 1992 Rodney King riots. He is now internationally known as the "Father of Krumping".

[Game of Scones 5812]

kid cudi is taking over for reggie on CBB show?

 

 

http://www.ifc.com/shows/comedy-bang-bang/blog/2015/02/comedy-bang-bang-passes-the-mic-to-kid-cudi

[goodsnedman 65]

kid cudi is taking over for reggie on CBB show?

 

 

http://www.ifc.com/s...mic-to-kid-cudi

"No sitcom could teach Scott about the drama"

 

...whoa

[Casaba 5942]

Anastasia, did you print out the picture of me and carry it around with you, like you said you would?

 

Joe, honestly, I completely forgot about you that night. Sorry. I will make it up to you by making a live-size cardboard cut out. Send me a photo. How tall are you? 7'2"? I'll also need you to record a few catchphrases so we can include a motion-activated audio box. We'll bring this to all future HH events.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Do you want or not want more people on the forums from reddit?

 

Yes

 

Hope that clears things up!

[Joe McGurl 8358]

 

Joe, honestly, I completely forgot about you that night. Sorry. I will make it up to you by making a live-size cardboard cut out. Send me a photo. How tall are you? 7'2"? I'll also need you to record a few catchphrases so we can include a motion-activated audio box. We'll bring this to all future HH events.

 

I'm 6'6 but adjusting for west coast inflation, I think 7'2 is probably accurate.

 

I'll email you a recording of all my famous catchphrases; including, but not limited to: "Fuck you, Tim" "Great first post" "Joe McGurl: Number one handsome boy" "Hashtag: year of the gif" "Points!" "...and that's when Kate Upton starting kissing me"

[chanson 9697]

 

Are you a Caliban, Chanson? Because I'm 99% sure you're a Caliban.

 

From The Tempest?

[JacobCrites 4977]

Chanson I'm a smart person who also reads Shakespeare so I got that joke

[honlads 8798]

 

From The Tempest?

 

I think you mean Twister.

[chanson 9697]

This is for Joe.

 

Because Anastasia forgot to bring him to the live show.

 

[Casaba 5942]

yea, me and my c are foruming hard in maine blizzard country this morning and just so pleased to see everyone is meeting up in california and getting free drinks from hayes. and no i don't wanna see pics of your d's foruming. c's forever.

 

 

 

p.s. i'm getting a d in may. it's in utero rite now

 

Freja, how did you get your c into the forums? I keep trying to get my c to join but she won't. I showed her your post and said "See, Freja's c is doing it." But she just turned around.

 

[robinsbruce 4985]

yea, me and my c are foruming hard in maine blizzard country this morning and just so pleased to see everyone is meeting up in california and getting free drinks from hayes. and no i don't wanna see pics of your d's foruming. c's forever.

 

 

 

p.s. i'm getting a d in may. it's in utero rite now

 

Ey Frej-dawg, I'm going to be in Portland in October for a conference. If you want to come watch some science happen or show me where a good bar is that could be a wicked pisser of a time.

 

EDIT: 1500 posts you guys. This is what my life has become. No, it isn't depressing. Ok, maybe a little bit but you guys are fun. Definitely not contemplating quitting school and burning the lab to the ground and making it look like an electrical fire.

[dixon 5920]

 

Freja, how did you get your c into the forums? I keep trying to get my c to join but she won't. I showed her your post and said "See, Freja's c is doing it." But she just turned around.

 

Guys isn't it great that we all have live pets that we cuddle with and show us affection?

[alargebucket 1589]

Guys isn't it great that we all have live pets that we cuddle with and show us affection?

Yes, it is very nice that we all have three-dimensional, tangible and completely corporeal living beings that can love and be loyal and are definitely NOT ones and zeroes like some kind of Matrix dog.

 

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Guys isn't it great that we all have live pets that we cuddle with and show us affection?

 

 

Maybe so, but it's possible to have too much of a good thing. I'm watching these guys for a friend who is out of town, and I'm learning that it's true what people say about me*. More like wire-haired terror-ier, and chihua-eWHAA, know what I mean?

 

* "He can probably handle four D's at the same time, but it won't be easy." I don't know why they say this about me. It's probably a compliment though, right?

[Casaba 5942]

Damn, Bruce! 1500 posts! Congrats! I nominate you for king of the Earwolf forums...at least for a day or so. All Hail King Bruce! Long live the king...for a day at least.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Damn, Bruce! 1500 posts! Congrats! I nominate you for king of the Earwolf forums...at least for a day or so. All Hail King Bruce! Long live the king...for a day at least.

 

I presume this means until I inevitably hang myself. Who am I kidding there isn't a support strong enough in my crappy place to hang a person from.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

 

I presume this means until I inevitably hang myself. Who am I kidding there isn't a support strong enough in my crappy place to hang a person from.

...or you could just step down as king, and set a precedent for peaceful transfer of power. You'd be legendary as the benevolent king of the forums! The next king would probably exile you to Elba or something though, just to be on the safe side.

[Casaba 5942]

 

I presume this means until I inevitably hang myself. Who am I kidding there isn't a support strong enough in my crappy place to hang a person from.

 

Bruce! Not even in jest!

 

By the way, I'm home sick from work if you want to "hang" at any point today...and by this I mean google hangout.