Episode 86 — Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend

[Scooby Donkers 1514]

Daaaaaang, Andy. Good shit, ma dawg. You were so good you were like the fourth most good person at being funny in the room! Nice, too.

 

Wait are you telling me that intern Andy is the same guy as my good web buddy Andy Kneis

[honlads 8798]

Great ep. Everyone was very funny. Andy was great once again.

 

However, I gotta confess to being a little distracted while listening to this episode. I had just watched an episode of Ian's short-lived spin-off "Agents of F.R.I.E.N.D.S." before listening, and I couldn't stop thinking about what Ian went through over those 13 episodes. Erica's death; severe alcoholism; horseplay from the terrorists; losing a hand; famine in the land; Zayn leaving the band; and on top of all that, the trouble that comes with being a freelance secret agent for a year.

 

Apologies to Joe but running jokes into the ground is fun sometimes.

[devscoots 2561]

Did any of you American types go to Howard Kremer's Summah Summit? Was it good?

 

Also this episode was real good the end.

[Casaba 5942]

Did any of you American types go to Howard Kremer's Summah Summit? Was it good?

 

I wanted to go but when he changed the date I couldn't.

 

Edit: I just asked this question on the Who Charted forum. I'll let you know if anyone responds.

[dixon 5920]

If you could keep us up to date with the latest posts over on that forum that would be great, 'asia.

[souprman 10477]

is feminizing where they turn a person into a girl?

that's offensive.

[Casaba 5942]

It's true that I am the official HH - WC liaison and haven't been keeping up with my responsibilities of bridging these two fine communities. I'll do regular updates in here every hour on the hour of what's happening in their forum and what Howard and Ku are tweeting.

 

I'll also start an official campaign to have S+H on WC.

[JacobCrites 4977]

 

I'll also start an official campaign to have S+H on WC.

YES

[Blink 1844]

I'ma need some text notifications for when popcorn gallery questions are due.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Fallout 4 is announced.

[Blink 1844]

Fallout 4 is announced.

 

Fallout 4: New New Vegas will be better

[Game of Scones 5812]

New Vegas was not better than 3

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

New Vegas was not better than 3

 

hmmmm yes it was. Elvises were in NV.

[Game of Scones 5812]

three dog

[Blink 1844]

Obsidian writers wipe the fuckin' floor with Bethesda's. I actually gave a damn about exploring in New Vegas, I liked a lot of the characters and side-plots, and I liked that I could talk my way out of major hostilities instead of just always blasting through everything.

 

3 was good/great, but NV was excellent.

[honlads 8798]

It's not as good as sonic

[Game of Scones 5812]

What's in the water in Milwookie?

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

It's not as good as sonic

 

he has blue arms now though.

[Blink 1844]

What's in the water in Milwookie?

Cholera, mostly

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Obsidian writers wipe the fuckin' floor with Bethesda's. I actually gave a damn about exploring in New Vegas, I liked a lot of the characters and side-plots, and I liked that I could talk my way out of major hostilities instead of just always blasting through everything.

 

3 was good/great, but NV was excellent.

Start game. Max out my character's luck.

 

I've now automatically beaten New Vegas immediately because now I have unlimited bottle caps.

 

3 all the way.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

My favorite is NV because I have never played 3. It has my undying love by default.

[adventureface 137]

I pointed a gun at my girlfriend (and by gun I mean my iPhone 6 because, what am I? John Wilkes Phone Booth?) and made her listen to nothing but Hollywood Phonebook the whole downtime while I was up at FORM with a bunch of strangers and you know what she said? "Hey this podcast has changed me!" and that is what I want the world to know is that you can go camping with a bunch of bleep bloopers and artsies, and have the solace of "Sayire" waiting for you in a Wolf Cool aid Cool Burst. Love, Adventureface. The best part of this episode of Friends was when the Android got embarrassed about his lack of emotion

[xoValeriexo 4369]

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

 

"The One With the Cereal"

 

INT. Niall and Dandler's apartment - Day

 

Niall is sitting on his recliner watching hardcore pornography.

 

Dandler enters the apartment carrying a bag of groceries. He is wearing cargo shorts, a colorful tank top, and flip flops.

 

Dandler begins putting the groceries away.

 

Niall: Did you buy the cereal I like? The one with the hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers, and blue moons, pots of golden rainbows, and the red balloons?

 

Dandler: You should really learn the name, it'll save you upwards of two years of your life. Years that I imagine you'll spend watching preggo porn.

 

Niall turns around in his chair.

 

Niall: Are you saying I get off on spaghetti sauce?

 

The audience laughs. They can't believe Niall loves pregnancy porn so much yet he doesn't know the colloquial term for it.

 

Dandler: Your cereal's waiting for you if you can just tell me the name of it.

 

Dandler holds the cereal box up with one hand covering the name.

 

Niall: Fruit Loops

 

Dandler: Wrong, it's-

 

Niall: No, you. You're a fruit loop. Look at that outfit. You want to have sex with men now?

 

Dandler: Niall...

 

Niall: No, it's true. You're wearing flips flops, you're wearing bright colors, you're showing off your legs. You're a homosexual!

 

Dandler: Enough, Niall. That's enough. These jokes are offensive and they aren't funny. You need to open your mind and also maybe try to come up with some original material.

 

Niall: Does everyone feel this way?

 

Ross pops up from behind the tv holding a blonde child.

 

Ross: I do, bro-ntonosaurus. And so does my son, Ben, who is a big part of my life.

 

Sandra comes out of the oven.

 

Sandra: So do I, Niall. And, my god, would you clean your oven? I mean, I love that it's dirty because then I get to clean it and I love cleaning, but boy am I annoyed.

 

Ian pops out of the sofa.

 

Ian: I am also a character on the show who doesn't appreciate the jokes. Maybe Gunther? Or Tom Selleck, who really maybe was even better for Monica than Dandler is.

 

Erica comes out of the bathroom. She looks G-O-O-D.

 

Erica: I'm the pretty one and the cool one.

 

Niall: What do you think of the gay jokes, Erica?

 

Erica: I work at Ralph Lauren.

 

Dandler: Focus.

 

Erica: I used to be married to Brad Pitt.

 

Dandler: Alright, Erica, you've done enough.

 

Erica: There's a haircut named after me.

 

Niall looks around for another friend to pop out of some unpredictable location.

 

Niall: Where's Feeby?

 

Dandler: She killed herself.

 

Niall: Because of my jokes?

 

Dandler: No. Remember her mom shot herself? It often happens that way.. survivor's guilt, what's good enough for mom is good enough for me, and just general depression.

 

Niall is considering something. He looks upset.

 

Niall: Can I still make jokes about when Sandra was fat?

 

Dandler: Of course. She made the choice to be fat, there's no reason not to make fun of her. But being gay isn't a choice. Do you see the difference? Do you understand why you need to stop making gay jokes?

 

Niall rubs his chin. He's really mulling it over. He has a lot to think about. Finally it clicks.

 

Niall: Lucky Charms!

 

The group laughs and goes back to the way things used to be, before they questioned Niall's jokes. It can be hard to change, and it can be even harder to put your friendship on the line in order to make a friend change. Who is he really hurting anyway? It's probably fine, right?

[Blink 1844]

Start game. Max out my character's luck.

 

I've now automatically beaten New Vegas immediately because now I have unlimited bottle caps.

 

3 all the way.

Because currency is so integral to that game's experience

 

You chump

[Game of Scones 5812]

im glad I started this

 

400 posts, bitches