Episode 97 — Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend

[DoctorFrog 649]

"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning, it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense and eventually, you’ll be dead."

 

I tried to paste in the gif of the spinning dancer and this is what came up instead.

 

#MrPeanutButterTruth

[Game of Scones 5812]

best forum on the interent

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Ugh yesterday I was so excited for the new episode and today I was thrilled listening to it. But now I'm depressed that it's over. Is this what grief feels like?

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Ugh yesterday I was so excited for the new episode and today I was thrilled listening to it. But now I'm depressed that it's over. Is this what grief feels like?

You can listen as many times as you want!

 

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

.....for six months.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

69 of 210 people found the following review helpful

* * * * * Exhiliarating. "Episode 97 - Julie Klausner, Our Close Friend" is an unqualified improvement

By Joe McGurl on August 19, 2015

Format: Audio CD

 

Had a great time listening to the episode. Product was as described and the packaging was hassle free. I would definitely recommend this episode to anyone interested in it. In my opinion, this is one of the highest quality episodes on the market right now and Sean and Hayes have once again proved more than adept with their business acumen in delivering some of the most unmatched and top of the line episodes you can find out there today.

 

Having the prime membership, I am granted access to free shipping so I got it right away on Tuesday and I didn't have to sign for anything or tip the UPS driver which is a big plus for me because I'm so fat that I can't get out of my computer chair and would have to roll down my steps to get to the door so the convenience of having it delivered right to the computer is worth the extra money I pay.

 

Quality: 5/5

Convenience: 5/5

Overall Rating: 5/5

 

YES: Would buy again

YES: Would recommend to a friend

 

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[makinithappen 26]

Paywall bums me out a bit.... Did Pardo talk them into this? I like how with Never Not Funny, I pay for it but I still get all the fantastic bonobos ads.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Blue album or Pinkerton ?

 

 

Pinkerton for the overall feel, but Blue Album doesn't have a single weak track

[blockofice 82]

But the words on both are sometimes icky and that makes them hard to listen to as not a thirteen year old that thinks girls are owed to you because you are shy and sensitive and nice.

[KyleSeibel 132]

I have been doing so many good posts over on earwolf reddit. They love me. I'm like their Anastasia.

[watchayakan 1021]

 

that isn't canon

Hey Joe I saw that FB post because other people liked it. </3

[blockofice 82]

What are your solutions for not being sleepy when you cannot go to sleep because you are at work?

[chanson 9697]

Seems like I might want to write something here, too. Check back for more updates.

[SteveH 11126]

I'm starting a new business venture and looking for investors, if any of you are interested.

 

It's called MidTroll. We match internet trolls with with great advertisers who understand the unique benefits offered by disgusting, hateful internet trolls.

 

Sure, brands are advertising on websites, facebook and twitter, but is their brand getting enough exposure in the comments sections of those websites? It's a vast untapped market. To quote the great Daniel Plainview, "There's a whole ocean of oil under our feet."

 

Here's how it works. I'm just going to go on Facebook and click on the comments section for the first post I see in the my feed that could be even mildly controversial. Basically, anything that anyone could conceivably have some kind of opinion on. More importantly, an opinion that can be developed in under 1 second based on reading only the headline of the post.

 

..3 seconds later...

 

Oh! Here's one! It's a post from late night comedy talk show personality, Conan O'Brien

 

Now I'll just scroll through the comments section. Hold on this may take a min...oh! there's one.

 

Now here's a guy, Dale Schumaker, making a lot of interesting points and eliciting reactions from fans of a very popular television show. How do we monetize that?

 

MidTroll.That's how. For example, maybe his post could say "FREEEE FREEE I want everything free because I'm a socialist! But you know what's not free? Squarespace. Although it is very reasonable at only $9.99/month. Making a website is hard. Trust me. I'm really,really fucking stupid. With SquareSpace, it's easy! Just click on the troll icon at the top of the page and enter the code 'iThinkCallingSomeoneAsocialistIsAnInsult' at checkout to get your first month free!"

[mikebonetti 3718]

What are your solutions for not being sleepy when you cannot go to sleep because you are at work?

Go to the K-Cup station.

[sheeshkabob 213]

I have ♪so much love♪ for this teazer freezer.

 

Also, I called my mom and played her the best song she ever heard. When she answered, I started beating the mouthpiece against the kitchen table. And points cause I remembered science and kept it under 128 bpm so her heart wouldn't die.

[Blink 1844]

HGH banned from e-Sports

 

Time to pump gas

[blockofice 82]

Go to the K-Cup station.

I tried that. Now I just have to go pee. What should I do now?

[mikebonetti 3718]

I tried that. Now I just have to go pee. What should I do now?

Not sure I can help you with that, urine trouble.

[souprman 10477]

I tried that. Now I just have to go pee. What should I do now?

Just let it rip and then go to the clean pants and underwear station.

[RanRan 3242]

I have ♪so much love♪ for this teazer freezer.

 

Also, I called my mom and played her the best song she ever heard. When she answered, I started beating the mouthpiece against the kitchen table. And points cause I remembered science and kept it under 128 bpm so her heart wouldn't die.

Hi I was going to say "You live in Austin, who are you?" but I actually think we have met before -- I know Bill and Sean.

 

Also, I am in love with this episode, Julie Klausner was my secret dream guest for a long time and this is even better than I thought it would be. I always listen twice in a row, but this time I'm listening 3 times in a row.

[sheeshkabob 213]

Hi I was going to say "You live in Austin, who are you?" but I actually think we have met before -- I know Bill and Sean.

 

Also, I am in love with this episode, Julie Klausner was my secret dream guest for a long time and this is even better than I thought it would be. I always listen twice in a row, but this time I'm listening 3 times in a row.

 

Hello! Glad to bump into you again, esp in the forums for my favorite podcast.

[nohorseman 5423]

sheeshkabob you like VBC?

 

'round here that's what we call vegan blue cheese

[Casaba 5942]

Sorry I'm late. This was a great geimho imo.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Ugh get a room you two! Nothing more awkward than real-life friends in an internet forum. It's like taking your masks off at an orgy! And in case you don't know what I'm talking about because you don't go to very many orgies, it's NOT COOL! It reduces the turgidity of everyone's erections by an average of almost 17%. Sure, its still enough to get the job done, but frankly if you think of it like a job, then you shouldn't be at an orgy in the first place. You should only go to an orgy if you really love fucking. Fucking strangers. Who goes to an orgy to try and reconnect with their acquaintances? Weirdos that's who. Now both of you go change your usernames to something anonymous, and we'll pretend this never happened.

 

Edit: and just to be clear, ladies can have erections too. Read a science book.