elizamuffins 4228 Posted August 31, 2015 Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? 7 Share this post Link to post
Andrew 4646 Posted August 31, 2015 Andrew, You're from England. So, you must like association football, more commonly known as football or soccer. Who do you support? I don't support anyone really. Wigan, for a little bit. Maybe Swansea? Meh. Andy, big dog, how important is it to make a woman cum? hahaha u know it m8, lov it. big time m8. P.S. Never call me Andy ever again. Hey Andrew, Why do I find British guys named Andrew so appealing? I've dated two of them. Valerie, arrange a goddamn hangout NOW. Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Presley, no. Costello, yes. 15 Share this post Link to post
Dads for Butt Stuff 753 Posted August 31, 2015 Oxford commas are useless, pretentious, and should always be avoided. But without the oxford comma how are you going to invite both Lincoln and Washington, as well as a bunch of rhinoceri? People would be so confused without it! I rest my case 13 Share this post Link to post
Dads for Butt Stuff 753 Posted August 31, 2015 I also found a picture that compares the oxford comma to Kanye West for humorous effect. The result is very hilarious, as you might imagine, but you'll have to google that one yourself 8 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted August 31, 2015 Hey Andrew, Why do I find British guys named Andrew so appealing? I've dated two of them. Whatever. I've dated two of everyone's name on this forum 13 Share this post Link to post
elizamuffins 4228 Posted August 31, 2015 Whatever. I've dated two of everyone's name on this forum What qualifies as "dating"? By my own personal standards I have dated 3 men. If you count one time dates where they never call you back than I have dated like considerably more men. In any event, none of them were named Andrew. Maybe that is the problem? 8 Share this post Link to post
Rose_Cream 1246 Posted August 31, 2015 Andrew, Do you know anyone else named Andrew, and could you please name them? Also, how many people have you slept with? 6 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted August 31, 2015 What qualifies as "dating"? By my own personal standards I have dated 3 men. If you count one time dates where they never call you back than I have dated like considerably more men. In any event, none of them were named Andrew. Maybe that is the problem? light petting 2 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted August 31, 2015 What qualifies as "dating"? By my own personal standards I have dated 3 men. If you count one time dates where they never call you back than I have dated like considerably more men. In any event, none of them were named Andrew. Maybe that is the problem? Have you found that if a guy has a certain name, he's usually a bad choice? In other words, have you met a lot of assholes that share a particular name 3 Share this post Link to post
Dairy Pillows 1109 Posted August 31, 2015 light petting That classifies as dating? Well then I have "dated" 5 or 6 Andrews but still only two of them were British. 11 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted August 31, 2015 That classifies as dating? Well then I have "dated" 5 or 6 Andrews but still only two of them were British. I just like that phrase. I went to a catholic high school and our Christian Sexuality teacher used that phrase a lot for some reason Edit to clarify that this is not a priest molestation joke, and I really did have to attend a class called, "Christian Sexuality" 5 Share this post Link to post
Dairy Pillows 1109 Posted August 31, 2015 I just like that phrase. I went to a catholic high school and our Christian Sexuality teacher used that phrase a lot for some reason Edit to clarify that this is not a priest molestation joke, and I really did have to attend a class called, "Christian Sexuality" I went to an all girls catholic high school but didn't have to attend any classes like that. It was mainly just explained repeatedly that you should remain a virgin until marriage, avoid temptations etc. I doubt any of the girls in my class listened. 5 Share this post Link to post
robotam 4493 Posted August 31, 2015 Andrew, Have you ever walked into a room where people were in the middle of trying to list all the housemates on Winnie the pooh and you walked in just after they said Kanga and they were saying "and Roo," and then you said "What?" and then they said "We weren't fuckin' talkin' to you, ya dickhead!"? I hope this hasn't happened but if it did it would make a really really good anecdote. PS edit: decided just to delete my PS. Hopefully no one saw it. 5 Share this post Link to post
Andrew 4646 Posted August 31, 2015 Andrew, Do you know anyone else named Andrew, and could you please name them? Also, how many people have you slept with? I know of at least 5 other guys named Andrew. Coincidentally they are also all the people I have slept with. Andrew, Have you ever walked into a room where people were in the middle of trying to list all the housemates on Winnie the pooh and you walked in just after they said Kanga and they were saying "and Roo," and then you said "What?" and then they said "We weren't fuckin' talkin' to you, ya dickhead!"? I hope this hasn't happened but if it did it would make a really really good anecdote. PS edit: decided just to delete my PS. Hopefully no one saw it. No, that hasn't happened to me and to be honest I hope it never will. I did see it. 11 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted September 1, 2015 Whatever. I've dated two of everyone's name on this forum She's the 3rd Silvrwoman I've been romantically linked to, fan-fic or otherwise. 4 Share this post Link to post
mikebonetti 3718 Posted September 1, 2015 Whatever. I've dated two of everyone's name on this forum A lady would be lucky to have dated just one CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD, and you got two?! 17 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted September 1, 2015 She's the 3rd Silvrwoman I've been romantically linked to, fan-fic or otherwise. Not my brother again! I'm so sick of these incestrial fan-fic sloppy seconds! 3 Share this post Link to post
ABRAXAS 366 Posted September 1, 2015 This thread is starting to get too sexual for my taste... 5 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted September 1, 2015 Do I have to step in here as the un-official forum dad and tell you kids to cool it? 3 Share this post Link to post
JaclynnAlexander 258 Posted September 1, 2015 Oxford commas are useless, pretentious, and should always be avoided. Ya Hey is the song that cracked the Top 25 so I guess it's great? Kind of a Hey Ya rip-off though. I really give a fuck about the Oxford comma 4 Share this post Link to post
JaclynnAlexander 258 Posted September 1, 2015 I'm looking forward to the next hangout. I hope some of the newest newbies will attend because y'all have straight up won me over already. And SteveH too. Guys? Next Friday so Jack Russell Terrier or whatever the fuck will chill out? Um, if any of you end up on the East coast (not a flyover state), I'll host 'ya. 2 Share this post Link to post
