EPISODE 103 — Allan McLeod, Our Close Friend

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

 

great 99th post.

Great 200th post

[Dads for Butt Stuff 753]

 

great 99th post.

 

Great 200th post

 

And so on

[honlads 8798]

My dick is Ryan Lewis from Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.

 

I'm obviously kidding but it is a DJ.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

For my 100th post here is my true identity. I wanted to keep it under wraps because of my successful show The News Girl but you all deserve complete honesty.

 

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

For my 100th post here is my true identity. I wanted to keep it under wraps because of my successful show The News Girl but you all deserve complete honesty.

 

 

You are a filthy f***ing liar. Get the f*** outta here.

[ABRAXAS 366]

I once had a mosquito bite my dick. At least I think it was a mosquito. Could have been a spider.

[ABRAXAS 366]

Tried to go to a walk in clinic, just in case it was a spider bite, but the nurse was young and cute, so I just turned around and went back home.

[ABRAXAS 366]

That was a few years ago. Dick is currently in tip top shape.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

You are a filthy f***ing liar. Get the f*** outta here.

 

Alright, it was fun while it lasted. Bye guys.

[ABRAXAS 366]

For those waiting with bated breath; drug deal went well.

 

Background song:

 

[Joe Lerini 7329]

That story doesn't really paint your dick in the best light. It's not even that weird.

It's important to have good lighting when getting your dick painted. That art class was very mean to me.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Hey Abraxas I really like the way you broke that one thought into minimum three posts it really added to the suspense keep it up and one day you may weave a tale as well as j.j.p.i. does

[Joe Lerini 7329]

hi guys I would like to plug greggy's podcast for no good reason

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

[rod aug 5637]

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

yea i thought it was funny too, why plug another guy's podcast lmao

[Joe Lerini 7329]

yea i thought it was funny too, why plug another guy's podcast lmao

No no, I meant the podcast itself was hilarious.

[honlads 8798]

It was just a misunderstanding, guys. Your friendship is stronger than this.

[rod aug 5637]

No no, I meant the podcast itself was hilarious.

hmmm i don't think so

[greggy 15909]

No no, I meant the podcast itself was hilarious.

back off you guys this one is under my wing now

[Joe Lerini 7329]

hmmm i don't think so

Now that you mention it, I'm having second thoughts...

[elizamuffins 4228]

Well, 4.9 is kind of disappointing to be honest. I guess I am not under 30 and single any more so I have accept the hard facts of being a "normal" person online. I mean it is still pretty good though. I told my kids and they were like "wow mom you are pretty cool" but they also think PewDiePie and SpongBob are "pretty cool" so let me know if it counts. I am pretty out of touch.

[souprman 10477]

new revelations about greggy's appearance.

 

he has wings.

 

EDIT> or at least one.

[mikebonetti 3718]

I need to spend an extra $0.01 on Amazon to get free shipping. Any suggestions?

[AshleyChupp 3958]

I need to spend an extra $0.01 on Amazon to get free shipping. Any suggestions?

 

Buy me some rose quartz healing crystals, and I'll cast a spell for you.

 

What is it you desire? Money? Power? Love? I'll make you a king of men, Michael; all I need is those crystals. Those crystals and a vial of your blood. Can you do that for me?

 

http://www.amazon.com/Tumbled-Gemstones-Crystals-Healing-Supplies/dp/B002GW67KC/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1443660459&sr=8-9&keywords=rose+quartz

[mikebonetti 3718]

 

Buy me some rose quartz healing crystals, and I'll cast a spell for you.

 

What is it you desire? Money? Power? Love? I'll make you a king of men, Michael; all I need is those crystals. Those crystals and a vial of your blood. Can you do that for me?

 

http://www.amazon.co...rds=rose+quartz

The vial of blood, sure, no problem. BUT, those damn crystals aren't sold by Amazon so it doesn't count towards the free shipping. You want the blood anyway?

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Too many people are talking about Greggy's podcast now, so I gotta quit listening to it. Sorry, Greggy, I love you, but you're going mainstream, and I don't want my heart to break when you inevitably Scripp yourself out.