agata 2789 Posted October 12, 2015 what the hell is going on here. can i please remind you that the @ feature is not free on this forum. 20 Share this post Link to post
A Bear 1813 Posted October 12, 2015 Pete, are you actually upset or are you joking? Surely you must know that honlads means no harm, this is a silly place 2 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted October 12, 2015 I got legit mad for a minute. sorry gang. sorry Keiran. I'm better now. nohorseman made me laugh and now i feel silly. sorry. edit>but really fuck everyone. 7 Share this post Link to post
JustinFink 60 Posted October 12, 2015 There is a snake in my house. It has slithered behind some furniture and now I can't see it. (Is it even still in my house? How will I be able to tell?) Any snake experts on the forum who can help me? I read this post from RanRan and thought to myself, "well that's a shame. too bad I have no experience on the matter. shouldn't waste her time by responding with uninformed nonsense." Well boy did my situation change. I received a package from Amazon about an hour ago. Really big box. I figured it was a gift from my dad. I opened it and inside was this SICK jumpsuit (anyone who knows me knows I LOVE jumpsuits). Anyways, I was so excited I threw the box in my kitchen and ran to my bedroom to try on the jumpsuit (fits like a glove btw). I should have examined the box more cause it turns out beneath a layer of packing peanuts was a buttload of snakes. Now there is a swarm in my kitchen and they're eating all my cereal. This jumpsuit is still super sweet so if any of you have any ideas how I can get rid of the snakes while keeping the jumpsuit, that's the only solution I am open to. 7 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted October 12, 2015 There is a snake in my house. It has slithered behind some furniture and now I can't see it. (Is it even still in my house? How will I be able to tell?) Any snake experts on the forum who can help me? Snake expert here! Better find that snake fast! 7 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted October 12, 2015 I got legit mad for a minute. sorry gang. sorry Keiran. I'm better now. nohorseman made me laugh and now i feel silly. sorry. And now I'm mad as hell that my real name is online for people to do god knows what with!! 8 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted October 12, 2015 That's the name of my late night show. 8 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted October 12, 2015 Ok, enough kidding around. Here's what you do. Get a bag of one hundred live mice and let them loose inside your house. Recapture all the mice after a couple days. If some of the mice have disappeared, it means the snake is still in your house. 19 Share this post Link to post
NoahTomaszewski 2768 Posted October 12, 2015 I usually like Gail Chaddock's Op-Eds but that Adrian Peterson piece is out of line... 5 Share this post Link to post
Jakal 4475 Posted October 12, 2015 Welp, since Ran hasn't posted in a couple of hours I think its safe to assume that she's snakefood. RIP in peace Ran, you were one of my top 20 favorite forumers. 16 Share this post Link to post
Just Add Pepper 2026 Posted October 12, 2015 Ran went off to find an Indian snake charmer, but accidentally navigated to North America instead. Happy Columbus day guys! 14 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted October 12, 2015 i clicked like on all the mean posts that made ppl mad 23 Share this post Link to post
robotam 4493 Posted October 12, 2015 Anyways, I was so excited I threw the box in my kitchen and ran to my bedroom to try on the jumpsuit (fits like a glove btw). Was probably just a glove ,TBH 7 Share this post Link to post
elizamuffins 4228 Posted October 12, 2015 Really worried about Ran Ran. Waiting for her to come back and tell us what happened brings me back to listening to the first and best podcast, Serial. Only with snakes so I am calling it........ "Snakial" 5 Share this post Link to post
souprman 10477 Posted October 12, 2015 Jeffrey, I know what I did was wrong now. 5 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted October 12, 2015 I don't know what's going on here. I just hope everyone is OK, including snakes. 6 Share this post Link to post
mikebonetti 3718 Posted October 12, 2015 I don't know what's going on here. I just hope everyone is OK, including snakes. Snakial is what's going on here. And was there even a pay phone at that Best Buy?! 6 Share this post Link to post
JustinFink 60 Posted October 12, 2015 I talked to Amazon and they said the snakes were ordered by someone from this forum... 6 Share this post Link to post
RanRan 3242 Posted October 12, 2015 Ha ha, I managed to fool ALL of you with my clever brain teaser! At no point did I say the snake was alive! No but there may or may not be a living snake in my house, idk 19 Share this post Link to post
mikebonetti 3718 Posted October 12, 2015 Ha ha, I managed to fool ALL of you with my clever brain teaser! At no point did I say the snake was alive! No but there may or may not be a living snake in my house, idk A real Schrödinger's snake situation. 11 Share this post Link to post
JustinFink 60 Posted October 12, 2015 There's snakes out there this big? 6 Share this post Link to post
