EPISODE 108 — The We Don't Need Hayes Show with "Jeff Dunham"

[chicknsandwich 2495]

i'm sorry greggy. i was just playing. sincerely thought it was funny too and was more a wink to you meant to be self effacing.

 

DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silvrwoman 4998]

No one send me any Reese's please! I don't eat sugar! Funny coincidence...my medical terminology book just informed me that semen has sugar?

This girl in my high school "health" class put a question in the anonymous question box which asked, "how many calories does semen have in it," but the teacher couldn't answer cause she didn't even KNOW! Wtf? Look at who's teaching our children and we're still wondering why our education system is failing us as a society?!?!

[nohorseman 5423]

i'm pre-diabetic so my semen has stevia.

mine is p similar

 

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

I'm gonna try listening to The Best Show tomorrow, wish me luck guys

I like it!

 

Edit: I really like it

[JacobCrites 4977]

Spectre is a very good movie, eff the h8rs bruh

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

No one send me any Reese's please! I don't eat sugar! Funny coincidence...my medical terminology book just informed me that semen has sugar?

 

love the Swaggy P. he went to my high school!

[Clem Dawg 896]

Please submit questions for Scuzzman.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Hey Scuzz, if you were a bumper sticker what bumper sticker would you be?

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Scuzzman, could you beat Mega Man in a fight?

[thejjar 5031]

Scuzzman, send pics to 718-916-9851 for HONEST ratings. Nudes not necessary

[greggy 15909]

scuzzman, when you lose a part of your leg and you get a prosthetic does it hurt the stump to walk on it?

[AshleyChupp 3958]

Scuzzman, have you listened to that musical Hamilton yet?

[Casaba 5942]

Dear Scuzzman,

What's a song from your childhood that you remember fondly?

What's your ideal Sunday look like?

Love,

Anastasia.

[souprman 10477]

Scuzz, how disappointed do think Sean is with you right now?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Dear Scuzzman, as a coach I know you'd agree that it is important to set a good example of self-control and discipline for your players. Do you have any mental tricks that help you keep your cool when Venice Beach muscle-heads come over and tear down your volleyball nets and kick sand at your players.

[robotam 4493]

Edit: gone

[robotam 4493]

Already considering deleting that question.

[chicknsandwich 2495]

Dear Scuzzman,

 

Are you mad that guy Scuzz Lightyear stole your whole schtick?

[lizzy 1946]

Scuzzman,

 

Why your hair so nice?

 

Regards,

Lizzy

[thejjar 5031]

Hey scuzzman, do vaccines cause autism?

[robotam 4493]

Goldie,

 

What's Kurt Russell like in real life?

[greggy 15909]

scuzzman do you know any embarrassing stories about sean to tell us? SEAN READ THIS DONT SKIP IT YOU HAVE TO

[souprman 10477]

Scuzz,

 

How stoked do you think Sean is by you right now?

[thejjar 5031]

Scuzzman, remember that episode of everybody loves Raymond where Ray and Debra both wouldn't take the suitcase upstairs so it sat in the living room for months? Who was in the wrong there?

[souprman 10477]

Scuzzman,

 

Sometimes I have nightmares about my mom singing "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" to me but in the nightmare I'm Katies Holmes and she's Tom Cruise and it's our wedding. Do you think I'm not smoking enough pot before I go to sleep?