NoahTomaszewski 2768 Posted November 20, 2015 If there's one thing I know about women its that they love it when you have experience saying their name. 17 Share this post Link to post
Blink 1844 Posted November 20, 2015 Based just off that message, I'd probably message you until you didn't send a message with a follow-up question, thus allowing me to stop responding guilt-free 6 Share this post Link to post
Dairy Pillows 1109 Posted November 20, 2015 If you sent me that I'd definitely fuck you, jjar 100% agree. 6 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted November 20, 2015 Anyone know if Joe ever beat that volcano? Feel like it was a big mismatch Edit: while I have you here, I need to ask the ladies what they think of this line. I'm pretty proud of it A lot of people are gonna judge you when Google gets hacked, bro... Just saying. Maybe get an iPhone. PS - If this is anything like the "take a chance on something joke" she's probably already heard it. Just trying to be a real bro, bro. 6 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted November 20, 2015 i listened to dough boys before bonus ep of cbb. i feel strange me too. But mainly because I didn't know there was a bonus CBB ep until around noon because of the amazing Howl app. 4 Share this post Link to post
JacobCrites 4977 Posted November 20, 2015 I'm afraid of Jake Fogelnest. he looks like a skeleton man 8 Share this post Link to post
Joe McGurl 8358 Posted November 20, 2015 *Joe Biden awakes to a knock on his door* Biden: Yes, come in. *his chief aide walks in* Aide: Happy birthday, Mr. Vice-President! We have breakfast waiting for you downstairs. Biden: ah, excellent. Thank you. *the aide begins to leave* Biden: (in a hushed whisper) Uhmm...Jenkins? Did you....did you get me the present that I asked for? (The aide looks around to make sure they're alone. He opens up his jacket to reveal a deluxe finger painting set and crayons) Biden: (smiles wryly) Oh yes. This is gonna be the best birthday yet. Happy 72nd Joey B, ya Scranton sunnuvabitch. Everyone please tweet to him and let him know we care 16 Share this post Link to post
lizzy 1946 Posted November 20, 2015 in last night's episode of Lizzy's Podcast Dreams, I definitely dreamed about Cochran still have not seen any survivor there weren't any skellington moms, at least. 4 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted November 20, 2015 Anyone know if Joe ever beat that volcano? Feel like it was a big mismatch Edit: while I have you here, I need to ask the ladies what they think of this line. I'm pretty proud of it That's so funny - I also just received a text message. I need to ask the ladies what they think of his lines: *Also, just kidding thejjar; your bridge line is pretty good. Let us know if she responds with a good pun on your name 18 Share this post Link to post
AshleyChupp 3958 Posted November 20, 2015 Hello friends I hope you all are having a great Friday. (I remembered the day of the week this time.) This morning as I was walking home from Starbucks (yes, I get my coffee from Starbucks because I wholeheartedly respect and support capitalism AND the secular war on Christmas), I saw a sad and adorable sight in the alley behind my house: (In an effort to be inclusive to folks who are picture-blind but still can see words, I will describe the picture. It's a tiny little scraggly puppy looking for trash to eat in the alley behind my house. The puppy has no collar and is completely unattended.) I don't think the puppy understood that that is a place where cars go and he could get hurt by them. So I sat in the alley with him for nearly an hour waiting to see if maybe his dog parents would come by to claim him. We had a grand time, me and this pup. I fed him bits of my whole grain bagel because he was so hungry. Then I remembered that I actually have no idea what dogs can eat so I googled "can dogs eat whole grain bagels" on my phone. No luck there, but apparently whole grain BREAD is very good for dogs and I figured that was close enough. However, after no one showed for a while, I started to worry. Cars were getting mad at me for sitting down in the middle of an alley where they wanted to drive. I was running out of whole grain bagel pieces. I seriously considered taking the little guy home and hiding him from my roommates, but he deserves a better life than that. One where he can be truly free and open to be his real self. So I carried him around the block aimlessly hoping a solution would present itself. Then, I ran into an older gentleman from my neighborhood who was walking his dogs, and he promised me he would take good care of the puppy and try to find his owners. Also, he said I can come visit the puppy whenever I want. Then he asked me if I wanted to name the puppy, and I told him I would have to get back to him on that because I needed to consult with the forums, first. What should this dashing young pup be named? He doesn't seem like a "Handbook" to me, I don't like the name "Hollywood" for a boy dog, and "Sean Hayes Davenport-Clements" is just too pretentious. Please hit me up with your best ideas. 17 Share this post Link to post
thejjar 5031 Posted November 20, 2015 He looks like a Cody to me. Pretty sure that's how they found him too 15 Share this post Link to post
mikebonetti 3718 Posted November 20, 2015 What should this dashing young pup be named? He doesn't seem like a "Handbook" to me, I don't like the name "Hollywood" for a boy dog, and "Sean Hayes Davenport-Clements" is just too pretentious. Please hit me up with your best ideas. Name the dog Onthat, for you when you instruct him to "speak". 10 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted November 20, 2015 Name the dog Onthat, for you when you instruct him to "speak". Perfect name suggestion. But will it be weird when she asks him to "sit"? 11 Share this post Link to post
greggy 15909 Posted November 20, 2015 name him buck, thats a good name for a dog 11 Share this post Link to post
AlbinLundholm 4020 Posted November 20, 2015 FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY 2 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted November 20, 2015 Untitled Batkid Project 11 Share this post Link to post
elizamuffins 4228 Posted November 20, 2015 I want that dog more than I have ever wanted anything except maybe for Hayes and Sean to makeout. 9 Share this post Link to post
mwn 5470 Posted November 20, 2015 Images are blocked at my work but I think the dog should be named Tropical Depression Archie 10 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted November 20, 2015 Images are blocked at my work but I think the dog should be named Tropical Depression Archie That is no kind of name for a dog! 6 Share this post Link to post
SteveH 11126 Posted November 20, 2015 that dog has blond hair on top of his head. Can you even believe it? 7 Share this post Link to post
honlads 8798 Posted November 20, 2015 I've seen so many videos on youtube, and I've picked up a few neat tricks for commenting on there, and they help for here too. "I find this difficult to masturbate to" Ever see that comment on YouTube? I think it's classic. Sometimes it's something you wouldn't even normally masturbate to. "Was this filmed with a potato?" Okay now here we have another classic. Very insanely good comment because potatoes are not cameras and if they were they wouldn't even work. "I want a ten hour loop of this." I agree more often than not. Ten hours of this here video would be extremely good to me. "... restored my faith in humanity." I actually think this one sucks "All of those views are me." Probably not but that's what makes this is a hilarious comment to do on videos. One good one is on a long looped video, pick out a timestamp in the middle and say it was your favourite part. Pretty sick one because it's unlikely that you watched the whole thing. That's why this one makes me smile when I see it. "_____ made X accounts so they could dislike X times." A classic roast, that's getting a like Saying a song is Darude Sandstorm. Ummm, Houston, we have a problem, that's usually not the song because I check. Don't like this one because I love discovering new music. Not a good one, folks. "This is why we can't have nice things." Okay, now we're back in business. This is another stone cold classic and it's so versatile, it's actually sick "I can do that hold my beer" okay first of all you've got a brew on you and that's badass, seconds of all that's hilarious "fuck her right in the pussy" haha omg, raunchy, and I love this one but it's on the wrong video usually, that's from a different video, friend. "well that escalated quickly" You can't not smile at that, a crowd pleaser that works... most of the time (anchorman) "Bring Kurt cobain back, take Bieber instead" I hate to end on a sour note, but this ones trying to play God and it's big no no from me I'm afraid. Thanks, hope that helps 29 Share this post Link to post