dixon 5920 Posted January 13, 2016 Hey dickweed, what tastes better than it smells? 8 Share this post Link to post
JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724 Posted January 13, 2016 Hey, nobody, what's the saddest thought you've ever had while looking at your own reflection? 4 Share this post Link to post
apocowarg 2696 Posted January 13, 2016 hey popcorn gallery, hit me with a few questions you might ask a total nobody who hasn't done jackshit You guys are doing another listener call in episode already? 14 Share this post Link to post
AlbinLundholm 4020 Posted January 13, 2016 Dear Mr. Nobody, what did you think of Jared Leto's portrayal of you? 6 Share this post Link to post
chanson 9697 Posted January 13, 2016 Total Nobody, Netflix and chill? 10 Share this post Link to post
Spunky Foonerism 8561 Posted January 13, 2016 Dear Goldie Hawn, Would you have agreed to come on the show if you knew the rude things Sean said about you on the internet? 17 Share this post Link to post
Andy Dick Cheney 3779 Posted January 13, 2016 Had some great questions lined up to finally get on the esteemed Popcorn list but I accidentally deleted them: 23 Share this post Link to post
youngrose 370 Posted January 13, 2016 hey nobody, drafted tweets - the fort knox of twitter? does it smell like updog in here to you? if your dad won the powerball, would he walk out on you? 3 Share this post Link to post
Houston 4819 Posted January 13, 2016 Dear Guest, I recently saw a show that tried to determine if there were more bigfoots in the US or in Canada. Where do you think the most bigfoots live? 7 Share this post Link to post
Jakal 4475 Posted January 13, 2016 hey popcorn gallery, hit me with a few questions you might ask a total nobody who hasn't done jackshit Why did you leave me daddy? someone else made a dad joke, gotta tread some new territory. Dear Guest, You have a time machine that could hmm I dont know enough about time travel. Netflix and Chill? nope not that either. Dear guest, whats the best couch you've ever crashed on for 'just a night.' 15 Share this post Link to post
DEATHMAN 3317 Posted January 13, 2016 Dear Guest, Do you think my name is funny? 18 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted January 13, 2016 Dear Guest, You have a time machine that could only take you to the 1990's and back to present day, and nothing you did could affect present day except if you personally murdered someone. Present day would not reflect any direct or indirect consequences of this person's death that would affect you personally; however this person not existing in the present day could affect other people, but not you or your loved ones. Unfortunately, the time machine is broken. How would you repurpose this broken machine into a cool, conversation-starting piece of furniture, and is it going to be a coffee table? 14 Share this post Link to post
chicknsandwich 2495 Posted January 13, 2016 hey mr. nobody this bad grampy movie is getting a lot of buzz. have you ever had to deal with a horny elder? 14 Share this post Link to post
thejjar 5031 Posted January 13, 2016 When people say all dogs go to heaven that's just an expression right? Cause I was once trying to cross this stream in my cousin's backyard and when I was half way across using these stepping stones some neighbor dog jumped in which startled me and I fell pretty hard. I don't wanna worship a God who would give eternal salvation to that guy. 13 Share this post Link to post
AnnieMcfadden 943 Posted January 13, 2016 hey popcorn gallery, hit me with a few questions you might ask a total nobody who hasn't done jackshit we still on for drinks this saturday? 6 Share this post Link to post
Asteck 1250 Posted January 13, 2016 Hi Nobody! IMDB says you've played some pretty iconic roles like Helpful Friend in "Joke that was maybe relevant in 2009" (Sketch) and Diarrhea Cop in "Not Funny and Borderline Unwatchable" (Short). There are plenty more of these and the dates go back to the mid-2000s! Wow you've been at this for a long time! My question is this: when should somebody stop lying to themselves and know when it is a good time to give up? PS- I watched what I could of yours on youtube and all of the videos had a collective view count of 147! Keep at it brutha! 8 Share this post Link to post
Houston 4819 Posted January 13, 2016 Dear Future Somebody, who smells better sean or the engineer? 5 Share this post Link to post
nohorseman 5423 Posted January 13, 2016 Dearest guest, I've heard it said that "Treat your audience as if they are smart, and that's who will show up." Well I ain't watchin no stinkin ballerinas on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert! What do you think? 6 Share this post Link to post
chicknsandwich 2495 Posted January 13, 2016 bonus q: if you were alive during the women's suffrage movement, would you help all the ladies get their votes or just sit around and ignore the men being mean? be careful. i don't want you to end up on the wrong side of history here. 14 Share this post Link to post
mwn 5470 Posted January 13, 2016 Dear guest, it's my birthday and I'm waiting alone at a bar for some friends to show up. How do I gracefully slink out and cry all the way home if they don't show? I imagine you've been in this situation a lot, no offense. thank m, 11 Share this post Link to post
AnnieMcfadden 943 Posted January 13, 2016 hey person, what did you wear to prom? :^) 7 Share this post Link to post
Silvrwoman 4998 Posted January 13, 2016 Guest, What motivational Tweet has influenced you the most, and in which way has it changed your life so drastically? 6 Share this post Link to post
nohorseman 5423 Posted January 13, 2016 Hi Guest, What will you miss most from David Bowie: his music, his acting, or those big ol knives? 13 Share this post Link to post