Episode 473 - Tight Tort

[JulyDiaz 2797]

Ben Schwartz aka the Elegant Mr. S and Thomas Middleditch aka star of Silicon Valley join Scott this week to make up a rap that is surely to become a number one hit! They also play To Tell The Truth as we figure out which one of them has a criminal record and give us a little taste of their audiobook work. Later, entrepreneur/ Alan Buchanan stops by to tell us the many jams, jellies and preserves he’s selling as well as his unusual wet crotch syndrome. Plus, aspiring superhero Markis Quiddlebit arrives to talk about being unsuccessful in his attempts to become a superhero.

[Jon Onyx 1226]

Woo boy this is a hot potato

[maple stirrup 151]

First time long time! There is never a time when I do not laugh out loud at Scotty doing weird voices while pretending to be on the phone.

[shoptalkerman 106]

MCBBGA

[AlbinLundholm 4020]

Such a perfect combination

[donuts 211]

Dirty skin and hair water drink?

 

 

 

 

sounds delicious

[AlmostAGhost 2718]

this ep is making me question my heterosexuality

[Shampoodler 1489]

Good ep

[The Spider-Gentleman 114]

Young Pope, time to get old!

[NameThatPunky 804]

4 minutes in and I know this is a Best Of.

[Haze 112]

Small note for Midroll. Maybe don't sign deals with company's selling magic age reversing potions?

[Royboy 430]

Did Tim Calhoun make it into the studio today?

[IMAHUGEHDTGMFAN 1837]

First time long time! There is never a time when I do not laugh out loud at Scotty doing weird voices while pretending to be on the phone.

 

I'll never forget the Malongk phone call in lesbian heaven with Mrs. Claus

[Thomas Fiddlesticks 231]

I haven't listened to this yet, but I am so excited about it. Two of my all-time favorite guests. I love every episode Benny Schwaz and Tommy Middle D have ever been on.

[reclifton 127]

I decided to build Alan Buchanan a website for Buchanan's Jams.

 

http://alansjammery.com/

[NameThatPunky 804]

Alan Buchanan sounded like a Will Forte character.

 

Also is this the first time Benny Schwa did a character?

[AlmostAGhost 2718]

I decided to build Alan Buchanan a website for Buchanan's Jams.

 

http://alansjammery.com/

 

haha awesome!

[ghostboobs 4]

Did Tim Calhoun make it into the studio today?

 

So glad I wasn't the only one who was imagining that person doing the voice.

[reclifton 127]

Everyone make sure to donate to the Wet Crotch Syndrome Foundation.

 

[Kickpuncher 5012]

First time long time! There is never a time when I do not laugh out loud at Scotty doing weird voices while pretending to be on the phone.

 

As long as they had the phone out, I'm surprised they didn't place a call to China.

[Latetotheparty 3]

"I decided to build Alan Buchanan a website for Buchanan's Jams.

 

http://alansjammery.com/"

 

Is this anything like a landing page?

 

Love the logo!!!

[StanSitwell 811]

I'm not saying I would buy a Beastie Boys-esque album of Benny and Tommy, but I'd definitely Spotify stream it a few times. That first song off the cuff was pretty hilarious, even their rhythm alternating was on point!

[reclifton 127]

"I decided to build Alan Buchanan a website for Buchanan's Jams.

 

http://alansjammery.com/"

 

Is this anything like a landing page?

 

Love the logo!!!

Yea, it's just a landing page. I'm not really looking at entering the jam business but maybe one of these nights I'll actually spend some time on it and add more.

[H.P.Hovercraft 119]

That aliens-in-the-butt job pays pretty good, over $150k a year! I'll take a monster in my bunger for that kinda scratch, plus federal holidays off!

[Darbler Cheesegarbler 1110]

I'm confident that Alan Buchanan and Bob Ducca would get along famously, and let's face it: Bob Ducca almost definitely suffers from Wet Crotch Syndrome. I wouldn't be surprised if the two of them are related somehow.