Teen Witch

[electricfeel 1]

Top That

[wince84 1]

Seconded!

This is one of my favourite bad films.

[sillstaw 414]

Ah, "Top That..."

Or, as I like to call it, the whitest rap ever committed to film. (I especially like the line "Look how funky he is." It sounds like a line out of "Black Dynamite.")

[hillmancobs 0]

Please Teen Witch, please Teen Witch, please, please, please!

[SFDinsy 0]

Yes, this is a fantastic option. From the sexy/bizarre opening sequence set to porn jazz, to the truly disturbed and tragic brother, to lines like "Hey cheerleaders, I've got the new cheer!" ::cue insane locker-room musical number:: this movie is amazingly bad.

 

Plus it's on YouTube

[jsl 36]

This film is less of a "how did this get made?" and more of a "look how corny we used to be!"

[justinmh05 1968]

Yes. Yes. 1000 times yes!

[seanotron 2307]

The lead 'actress' in this movie looks a lot like the lead 'actress' from Soultaker.

[justinmh05 1968]

The lead 'actress' is Robin Lively - best known as Lana from 'Twin Peaks' and as the older sister of 'Green Lantern' star Blake Lively.

[Jaimetae 1]

Absolutely!! PLEEEEEEASE do this one!!!

[jessay 0]

Yesssssss

[Johnny Unusual 525]

Here's the trailer, BTW:

 

[roswellxavier 6]

Agreed. This movie is pretty amazing and worth a podcast review.

[whysoawesome 7]

I know 'top that' is the worst but this movie also has a musical number called 'We like boys'. It is terrible... Just like this movie.

[ZaraO'RourkeAnton 0]

Oh this was the first film to come to mind for me!

[dlo burns 129]

I get this movie confused with The Worst Witch, which features Tim Curry (and much better music)

 

[Joven 373]

Id settle for a reenactment of the top that scene.

 

 

Id assume Paul would be the dancer, since hes clearly the funkiest, but who would the others be?

[burjz 57]

I love this movie so much and would be so happy if they did this. Top That is an incredible song but my favorite is definitely Most Popular Girl, if only for all the sassy hair flips:

[Quasar Sniffer 4174]

I feel like if, in 1989, someone tried to turn all of the contemporary pop culture garbage into a single movie, this would be the result.

[StaceyLynne 0]

Please do Teen Witch!!

[rmwery 0]

Yes! Yes! Yes!

[MichaelBristow 0]

This film has top be done! I only watched it for the first time the other day. My fiancee grew up with it. I honestly loved every minute. It makes no sense whatsoever. She doesn't ever really do anything witch-y, the moral lesson is to dress cooler and stop being a dork. Is it a musical? Can anyone really be that funky?

[Ofcoursemyhorse 1043]

I really hope they do this. I have a sneaking suspicion that June might fucking love the movie though.

[BritneyRoqué 0]

Great news: Teen Witch is now available on Netflix! All the more reason to review this cinematic gem.

[taylor anne photo 11311]

I just saw this after a friend told me about the "Top that!" scene and I just....... WHY HASN'T THIS BEEN DONE YET!?