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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Allow me to introduce Carson Daly, Keira Knightley, and their son; Philip Seymour Afternoon.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  2. Allow me to mansplain that a man's pain begins and ends with that main vein, brother.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Allow me to mansplain this to you a little clearer, mmmkaaaay? The cancer in your butt is killing you, bro.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is oh, Sorry. Were you saying something?

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  5. Allow me to shuffle off this mortal coil and slip into something more comfortable.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Alls that glitters sticks it up shitters

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Almighty is the sailor's dog whose trumpet smells like haggis

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  8. Aloe Vera Wang tropical sunburn dresses currently out of stock.

    By CornOnTheKebab,
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  9. Aloha Admiral Ackbar, a lake of salami we lay at your feet. A salami lake? Yum. At my feet? Ooo, squishy

    By greazey_bob,
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  10. Aloha means nothing to the whales and Namaste is just another Hallmark Holiday.

    By AlexBascoKoch,
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  11. Aloha" means hello, goodbye and most people don't know also means being tickled by an aloe plant.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. Alone in my thoughts and alone at a urinal. This day couldn’t get any worse.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Alone in the elevator, with the doors starting to close, I eased out a long, stinky fart when I suddenly heard my boss shout, "Hold that elevator!"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Alone they were powerless, but together they magically form a collection of individuals finding a sense of acceptance and security in a group setting.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Along an Abditive Abature an Abraxis Abbozzo Appears, I Absquatulated

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer,
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  16. Along came a spider that sat down beside her. The police were called. The spider was shot 12 times.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  17. Alpha-dogs for my a-holes and beta-blockers for my b-holes

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  18. Alphabetically: Aardvark, Chimpanzee, Dolphin & Zebra #AnimalsI'dFuck

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Alright Alright Alright Alright. Got you beat by one, McCouneghy!

    By KevinMurphy,
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  20. Alright BK, just once, let's have it your way.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. Alright close your eyes, now count to 6, spin around 9 times then think of a letter from L-Q. Was this your card?

    By StopAwwCmon,   
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  22. Alright enough fooling around. Just punch him in the gizzard, Hank, and let's get out of here.

    By BobbyD-Part3,
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  23. Alright Fredrick, Lets Get to Douglassing

    By ConnerOzer,
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  24. Alright I'll leave Chuck E Cheese, just let me get my snake out of the ball pit

    By Skytalker,
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  25. Alright it's time to play Would You Rather, we all know how this is played!

    By willymo,
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