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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, starting fires makes me bust.

    By POD_OTTER,
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  2. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, this bartering system isn't that creative or useful

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Ashes to ashes, tip to taint, show me where to spray that paint!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  4. Ashes to ashes/ chill to chilly/ now a word from Groundskeeper Willy

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Ask a silly question and you’ll get a silly answer but ask for Tiny Dancer and you’ll get a Tony Danza

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  6. Ask for a hose and I'll open my nose, so hot snot hits you right in the pot. Belly. Oops, I Jean-Ralphio'd it.  

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. Ask for a rabbit cabin, you demon heathen Loki yogi butt nugget...Or else!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Ask her how she's doing? I hardly know her. 

    By Burt Gerking,
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  9. Ask if you will a hot dog, exactly what has been up.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Ask Jeeves for the Mapquest directions to Circuit City, ‘cause we’re pickin’ up some HD DVDs, compadre.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  11. Ask me about my booty hole.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Ask me about my borderline interesting, psuedo-narcissistic, self-indulgent behavior.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Ask me about my grandkids

    By janus1172,
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  14. Ask me how I vote and I'll proudly tell you, it's Reginald I elect.

    By Jordan Roberts,
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  15. Ask me if I've washed my hands!

    By pokey_valentine,
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  16. Ask me politely and I might split this Toblerone with you

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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  17. Ask me what my sensayuma is and I'll tell ya. But no matter what jokes you got, nothing beats a good fall-on-ya-face-in-front-of-a-crowd gag.

    By Dogonit,   
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  18. Ask not for who the bell tolls because it's FOR WHOM the bell tolls. Learn to speak proper wouldya?

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, ask what you can toll for your bell.

    By Mr. Popper's Penis,
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  20. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for deez nuts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Answer your fucking phone.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Ask not for whom the booth tolls, the toll booths for you.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Ask not for whom the broom looms; zoom zoom boom boom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Ask not for whom the Cheetos; it ‘tos for thee.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Ask not for whom the comedy bings; it bongs for thee.

    By trapenstein_modernpromethazine,
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