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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is your refrigerator running a fever? Better go catch it a cold before your food burns up!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 264 views

  2. I'm an alternative architect, I can prove it inside. I'll build the eiffel tower out of me, your mom, Jekyll, then Hyde

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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    • 339 views

  3. That boy's got aunts in his pants. And uncles, too

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 210 views

  4. Nipples are like assholes. We all have two.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 214 views

  5. Every Sunday morning it's the same thing: go to church, take communion, go home, shit out some Jesus bod and piss out some Jesus blood.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 224 views

  6. Hi guys! Now, when I say guys, I implicitly mean to include women too. So long as these women have penises.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Dress for the job you have, they probably already have a dress code, so just follow it. Contact Human Resources for more information.

    By stacyaerobics,
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  8. A bird in the hand? More like a burden on my hands! I mean, what if the bird poops? No thanks!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 225 views

  9. One of those windows in the side of a cow so you can see it digesting cud, only it’s full of human penises.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 202 views

  10. This is Scott Aukerman, my name is Comedy Bang Bang

    By Catchy Mc Catchphrase,
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    • 150 views

  11. There’s no “I” in alphabet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 215 views

  12. Your mom sells skank-shells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  13. I like small butts and I am lying.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  14. They don't call it Fall because that's what the leaves do, they call it Fall because I can't get up please help me.

    By RecordingArtistPeterGabriel,
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    • 160 views

  15. We’re just saying your pirouettes would be more graceful without your dingle donger hanging out the piss hole in your leotard.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 199 views

  16. Out of the frying pan, onto my plate, into my mouth, into my stomach, out of my ass, into the toilet.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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  17. At the whim of our blood-thirsty overlords we are on an underwater quest to hunt popular soft-rock band, The Fray.

    By MrMcBunny,
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    • 262 views

  18. Over the hills and through the woods to my drug dealers house I go.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 237 views

  19. Shake a tail feather at Floyd Mayweather. Do the Rumba with Samantha Mumba. Take a dump with Brad Pitt.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 184 views

  20. If you really wanted to be a DJ you would've spiked your hair by now.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 242 views

  21. French me like your math teacher, and I'll Spanish you like my civics teacher.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 228 views

  22. I'll sleep when you're dead.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 186 views

  23. You know what they say, mom never loved you.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 214 views

  24. The only thing we have to fear is my old nemesis Bruno Duro and his handy hook hand that he uses to pull people’s intestines out

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 208 views

  25. I'll shit when I'm dead!

    By Crunchy NutSkin,
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    • 184 views
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