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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Two girls one cup? What kind of beer pong tournament is this?

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  2. You spent so long wondering if you Dollycould you never stopped to think if you Dollyshould. Build Dollywood.

    By Captain Stolen Valor,
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    • 182 views

  3. You have to break a few knees to make an omelet, if you work for the mafia but cannot afford eggs

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 292 views

  4. Due to the recent tortilla shortage, we are saddened to announce that Taco Tuesday has officially been rebranded You Snooze, You Lose Day.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Just one, single tig ol' bitty for this bozo, please.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. Remember, Remember, the smell of my member, that funk chowder season and rot. I can think of no reason why that funk chowder season should ever be begot. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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  7. You can slide down a slide, but you can't fist a fist.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. You can't fix a problem unless you face it and acknowledge it; for example, Pedophile Bigfoot.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. I ask a question regarding digestion; my gut said "what" and then fell out my butt.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  10. I'm sorry for your loss, that sounds awful. Have you tried shutting up? It really works for a lot of people.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Did you know the game “duck duck goose” was originally called “ice ice baby”, but was changed when the song came out.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. We should not spend our whole lives worrying that the police are going to break down our front door. For variety, the cops could sometimes try shooting us through our windows.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. I can start fires with the power of my mind. Like, if I focus my mind on deep-frying a turkey.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. This podcast does not lack any hacks, but has a surplus of racks for all my hats

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! You take three D8 bludgeoning damage and lose a turn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Now here’s a little story I’ve got to tell about three entrepreneurs and some plugs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I want to fuck the yellow M&M and murder the red M&M

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  19. My shirt is clean, body lean, and hair freshly stolen from a teen

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  20. My name is Scott I sleep in a cot and I'll eat your blood clots 555-LOVE-CLOTS

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 187 views

  21. I go bang bang in my pants pants

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  22. My podcast is a toddcast THIS MARKS THE BEGINNING OF TODD'S REIGN #FUCKSCOTT

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 201 views

  23. Class can't teach me about my crass ass

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 180 views

  24. My dogs name is frances and he likes dances and also has cancer

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  25. Shampoodler can't doodler a catchprase like me. Comedy Bang Bang, I am your superstar now

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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