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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. M.C. Escher was actually good at a lot of things.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  2. Let's just say I've been driving hella recklessly, if you get my Tokyo drift...

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. How dare you come here and manually remove the edges of your sandwich - this is an Uncrustables household, goddamnit!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. “BLUE, YOU’RE MY BOY” HAHAHA what an old school reference from a movie I can’t remember the name of

    By Kevllis,
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  5. An apple a day keeps the doctor away! Except Dr. Applefucker. It's just a surname but they still don't keep him away.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. I want to support my local Library Library, but they never have the Librarys I'm looking for!

    By Pound Foolish,
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  7. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime. Turn a man into a fish, he'll eat himself for a lifetime. The fishing laws in Nantucket are very specific.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  8. Ears are the noses of the side of the head.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  9. Shit on my face and tell me that you love me.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Blink twice if you’re being held hostage. Blink 182 times if you hate music.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Throw it up your butt and see what happens.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes. The inter-Greecian olympic committee can come to quorum.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  13. Antidisestablishmentarianism? I hardly know him!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  14. I’m old schooled and a home boy. Homeschooled, you could say.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. The dried grape industry is raisin money

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. “Two plus two equals four”!? Listen to yourself! That’s just what THEY want you to think.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. I may not have a pot to piss in, but I do have Chester Copperpot’s cremains and my One-Eyed Willy is about to burst.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. After a couple of drinks, Tolkien went from non-fungible to VERY fungible, if you get my drift....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Open wide, maggots, 'cause it's carcass time!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. There’s nothing more disgusting than a mime’s fart.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Submarine sandwiches are for heroes only

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. “I’m sending this food back because it’s too good,” said the ascetic.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. M'lord... Dogecoin, it moveth my rogue groin!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. It used to be death ray, but now it's bang bang, logon to my only fans to see which way my dick hangs.

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  25. Jesus’ foreskin is out there, dammit, and it belongs in a museum!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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