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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whatever you do, don't mention aquatic mammals around Alanis Morissette.... it's nonstop "You Otter Know" this and "You Otter Know" that.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Meat you can feel good about. We only slaughter chickens that are certified to have posted racist memes on their social media.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 140 views

  3. I like big cravats and I cannot lie, so please don’t throw out my clown ties.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. I can lie, but I still like big butts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I am known by many names. “Meathead”, “Shithead”, “Baldy” “Bitch Tits”, and “Joe Rogan”, are just a few.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Nothing turns me on more than rhetorical questions.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. Let’s knock knackwursts to quench my thirst. I’m so thirsty my head will burst.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. You should still wear a mask in certain situations, but never in uncertain ones.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. You're a pharmaceutical company asking for headshots. Next time, specify which head you're talking about, OK? This little mishap is on you.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  10. Clear those ears and wipe those butts.

    By Sheboygan 7.5, LA 1,
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  11. In the game of 3 dimensional Chess, The Horse is King

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  12. Fe fi fo fum, yo mamma likes to eat my SHAVING CREAM, BE NICE AND CLEAN, SHAVE EVERY DAY AND YOU’LL ALWAYS LOOK CLEAN

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I like less than half of you. 31%, to be exact.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Never gonna stroke you up never gonna stroke you down YOU JUST GOT DICKROLLED BITCHES

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Along came a spider that sat down beside her. The police were called. The spider was shot 12 times.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  16. Little miss Tuffet sat on a Muppet, and Ms. Piggy watched from the corner.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  17. Lie, damn lies and stratocasters. Welcome to Advertising for Guitar nerds.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Puc Wars is just a better name for checkers. Deal with it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Gentlemen, send in your clowns. Shake 'em all around. Do a little dance. Honk those noses. Tenderly make love to them. Get down tonight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Why can't we all just get a long... piece of wood and hit our enemies with it?

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. To err is human, to create a boulder so heavy that even you yourself can't lift it is divine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  22. Machines are green, keep using 'em.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  23. Checkers is a game of strategy and skill. Peckers is a game of flaccidity and pills

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 156 views

  24. Anybody got any milk?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. I got subpoenas for some penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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