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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. BDSM with a method actor like Daniel Day-Lewis goes too far when he won't leave the gag ball behind during breaks.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 362 views

  2. Be a bud. Be wiser. But don't be both when swallowing Pfizer.

    By The Rhyming Mime,
    • 0 replies
    • 387 views

  3. Be a frugal farter, spread your cheeks out over time.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
    • 0 replies
    • 297 views

  4. Be a little stiality or be a lotta stiality. Just don’t be-a-stiality.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 178 views

  5. Be a trustful Russell, not a suspicious Aloysius.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 148 views

  6. Be a white knight and slurp out my intestinal parasite?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 208 views

  7. Be careful around predatory wasps. When they're after you, they'll leave you broke and with a stinger in your ass.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 303 views

  8. Be careful in the pacific northwest, bears are known to possess telekinetic powers. That's something to bear in mind.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 653 views

  9. Be careful not to Jaywalk or you could end up in the Headlines!

    By Tubastank,
    • 0 replies
    • 440 views

  10. Be careful who you sleep with. You can't unscrew someone. But you can unscrew a lightbulb. Maybe we should all just fuck lightbulbs.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 585 views

  11. Be E.T.? Who wouldn’t want to be E.T.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  12. Be glad to see the back of...

    By DaveSheir,
    • 0 replies
    • 277 views

  13. Be gone foul beast. Fly not to the East. My fingers went in. And then became your feast.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  14. Be he alive or be he dead, I’ll grind on his boner and give him head.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 187 views

  15. Be honest, does this dress make my ass look mawkish?

    By PaulHogue,   
    • 0 replies
    • 565 views

  16. Be honest. Does this excess adipose tissue make my ass look fat?

    By Olive_Duster,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  17. Be it a hoedown or hootenanny, you can bet that it'll be a humdinger of a hullabaloo.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  18. be it pendulum or pitular, he just wont quitular; neither will he swallow nor will he spitular, he is funnier than D-Day having a fitular, while only

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 779 views

  19. Be Kind, Re-spool the magnetic tape on the left spindle so the next person who watches this doesn't have to do it.

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 346 views

  20. Be Kind, Rewind. Be Nice, De-lice, Be Tough, Get Stuffed.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 354 views

  21. Be kool with a "k" and look the other way.

    By dw3000,
    • 0 replies
    • 819 views

  22. Be my friend, be my lover, I'm your Danny and your my Donald. Glovers forever.."

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 143 views

  23. Be not afraid of going slowly, be afraid only of standing still. Oh and of Larry from Accounting, that guy is a whack-job.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 477 views

  24. be rootin, be tootin, but most of all be famed Russian mystic Rasputin

    By yosoyfiesta69,
    • 0 replies
    • 138 views

  25. Be still, my fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 229 views
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