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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. By any Metric, Emily Haines is a great singer!

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  2. By day I’m the mild mannered graffiti artist, Banksy, but by night I’m vigilante street pervert, Spanksy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. By decleration of Lord Uldathor, I banish thee to the seventh dimension of Ulagson for your heinous crimes against my weiner.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  4. By definition, a 50 foot woman will never feel satisfied.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. By definition, ANYTHING can be underwear...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. By how he packed his sack, he's not coming back. Scott reaches down from atop his unicorn and wipes my tear away with the back of his man finger.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. By Lucifers beard my beard is Lucifer.

    By Haze,
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  8. By night he stole through the oppressive redwood forest. He was a ghost. A smuggler. A jelly bean.

    By henrysoup,
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  9. By night we all walk the Boulevard of Broken Wind.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. By popular demand, I hereby swear to make every single Borat reference I possibly can for the rest of my natural life

    By Smozi,
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  11. By Samuel L. Jackson's hipster glasses, I will find out who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. By smashing subatomic maize nuclei, scientists at C.O.R.N. have discovered the Cob Particle—turning the scientific world on its ear.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. By the cloven wings of pan-am flight 69 four twenty, this is captain dickfart, inserting strap-on, preparing pants for take-off.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. By the Emperors name my teeth feel yurple.

    By Haze,
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  15. By the end of the party we couldn't tell the Parcheesi from the Easy Cheese Spray. Long story short: table ruined, bowels impacted.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. By the power ingested in me, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. You may eat the broom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. By the power invested in me by the state of Puerto Rico, I now declare you Munch and Crunch.You may now start a cereal mascot rock band

    By fredsolo,
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  18. By the power invested in me through podcast recording I will now immortalize the following catchphrase: Party on, Wayne Gretzky.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. By the power invested in me.............

    By unclenutso,
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  20. By the power of Earwolf, I have a podcast

    By Kumkani,
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  21. By the power of Greyskull, I have the power…to just say no to drugs!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  22. By the Power Of Greyskull, I now pronounce you Masters of the Universe.... you may kiss the Prince.

    By GabePages,
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  23. By the power of Merlin Streep! I podcast you out Matt Demon!

    By sodapopcat,
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  24. By the power of Michael Imperioli's pussy.

    By Phrancis Phord Coppla,
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  25. By the power vested in me as Mayor of Earwolf, I do hereby declare this day to be Tango and Cash day.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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