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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. constantly making puppets that come to life yearning to be real boys sure does get gepetto-tive

    By cottonwoodfiringsquad,
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  2. Construction workers are like bowling pins. They may be in the other lane, but that doesn't mean I won't hit them.

    By dascharff,
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  3. Consume your daily ear rations for fear of lashings out before the daily bread is baked.

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. Contact the landlord about the rat infestation and he may just take you out to meet The General. And for the best car insurance rates online...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Containing half as many calories as Homer's The Iliad...

    By holdensquared,
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  6. Contains 60% fresh fruit, 25% not quite fresh fruit and 15% straight out rotting fruit. CALCIUM FREE

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. Contemplation, realization, unwitting irrigation. Guess I should start wearing Depends.

    By LordDildy,
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  8. content cuddles: yAy!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Content generations generate the best content!

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  10. Contessa, the kitchen stinks. Put some socks on you barefoot freak!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. Continued disparagement of the McLiverneck name on this so-called “comedy show” will result in the discontinuation of all corn-related catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Contortionist drug addicts can snort coke off their own asses. But it could lead to a huge crack problem.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Contracted. Concocted. They're BOTH contrived.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. Contrary my dear Hatson, the clues were in the evidence locker the entire time you half-witted buffoon

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Contrary to content I got nothing.

    By Facelist,
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  16. Contrary to much belief life is short and full of grief

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Contrary to popular belief, fish DO fry in the kitchen.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Contrary to popular belief, Jim belushi doesn't have the strength of ten men. It's actually closer to six men.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  19. Contrary to popular belief, life rarely gives out lemons; can anybody tell me how to make lemonade out of a kick to the balls?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Contrary to popular belief, My nieces leeches don't eat Reese's pieces

    By Consept,
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  21. Contrary to popular belief, the term "contrary to popular belief" was coined by pansexual uber-DJ, The Contrarious Beefy Lee.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Contrary to unpopular belief Abraham Lincoln was never not made of sentient toadstools.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Contrary to what the government tells you, crossbreeding with ruminants can be exhausting. Wake up, sheeple!

    By Burritofeet,
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  24. Control yourself, by god, before you make a mockery of this whole eclair!

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  25. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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