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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm trying to write about my infection. How do you spell pus-y?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Will they fit in there with their salad hats on?

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 272 views

  3. My house is an ebony tree and my car is an elephant, so, needless to say, my keyring has 88 keys.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 256 views

  4. The kindest man in the world would not allow a little raccoon to steal his eyeball.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 258 views

  5. I'm a piece of bread.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 279 views

  6. Three is more than four, if you're a 'less is more' kind of whore.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  7. I’m off like the prom.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Bend me over like a four-leaf clover and slip me that lucky charm.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Stop, drop, shut ‘em down, open up a small business. In this economy? Fuhgeddaboudit!

    By Jonathan Astonish,
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    • 369 views

  10. Horsey legs look like the number 11+11.

    By happyfacefuntime,
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  11. All the kids say I'm a real fun guy, and they're right,

    By LesterPipps,
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  12. How do you solve a problem like maria, where m is 5, a is 2, r is 7, and i is the square root of -1?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. Snips and snails and puppy dog tails: that’s all I saw when that mobile pet store collided with that barbershop.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 236 views

  14. If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, all books would be tasty pornos.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 215 views

  15. Please stop conflating Stonehenge and the Easter Island moai. Monoliths are not a monolith.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. D I N G O, D I N G O, D I N G O, a dingo ate my baby

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 225 views

  17. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of corn, I shall fear no weevil.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  18. If the juice is worth the squeeze, I'll grab your lemons and drop to my knees.

    By JudgeDoodie,
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  19. I hope all y'all's thanksgiving mealz is fo' reelz. That's how I feelz.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 216 views

  20. You had me at “Lay on Macduff”, don’t mind if I do.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. The biopsy came back positive.  Your mole is cantankerous and the lab tech is crying.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  22. Grab your guns and let’s go find out how immortal this bard really is.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 182 views

  23. We reached out to our female listeners and they said "Don't you reach out towards me! Keep your hands to yourself! You should call, text or email me instead!"

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 213 views

  24. Save up to 30% on car insurance, ride a cowboy

    By honkyray,
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  25. Don't try to out nerd me boy. I was pushing glasses up my nose for cold hard cash when you were still wearing pocket protectors at an amateur level.

    By SideofMcG,
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