New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Who's this Criterion and how did he get such a nice collection!?

   By California Emmett, February 13, 2015
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • February 13, 2015

2. Chlorophyll? More like C55H72O5N4Mg

   By DJ Drinkspecials, February 12, 2015
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   • SelfieControl
   • February 15, 2015

3. In Select Theatres This Wednesday: NUNS WITH GUNS: GRACED, CHASTE, READY 2 WASTE!

   By SelfieControl, February 16, 2015
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • February 16, 2015

4. I like my women like I like my coffee...

   By AprilFoolsRebel, February 18, 2015
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   • SelfieControl
   • February 19, 2015

5. The Rastafarian judge's final verdict: just dreadful.

   By blister hoggin, February 18, 2015
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   • Brian_Eno
   • February 20, 2015

6. No matter how bad it gets, we can always be grateful that no one says "zing" anymore.

   By Potato Head, February 21, 2015
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   • JosephSchmo
   • February 21, 2015

7. I tell ya, ya know i tell ya, my podcast gets no respect.

   By teedle, February 22, 2015
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   • KrangkaDelic
   • February 22, 2015

8. There are three things I hate more than lists. Number one...oh, you almost got me!

   By SoMuch-Many, February 23, 2015
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   • Alfred Einstein
   • February 23, 2015

9. Rated G, For Her Pleasure.

   By coconutphone, February 24, 2015
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   • NickSpannaus
   • February 24, 2015

10. I'm Scott auckerman, your tour guide through the cosmos.... Sorry

    By alexnoble, February 24, 2015
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    • NickSpannaus
    • February 24, 2015

11. You know what they always say, "Two Bobs don't make a Billy."

    By JesseHood, February 25, 2015
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    • NickSpannaus
    • February 25, 2015

12. Space pants are just like regular pants only in space!

    By jaymanthegreat, February 26, 2015
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    • forgotten-dingo
    • March 10, 2015

13. I can't watch any of the Charlie Brown TV specials because I have a severe Peanuts allergy.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, March 3, 2015
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    • jarrycanada
    • March 3, 2015

14. Catchphrase is a TV show from England!? Tell that to this sentence!

    By verylittletinytinyboy, March 16, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • March 16, 2015

15. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration... Taco Bell is pretty bad too

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, March 19, 2015
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    • Razor Boy
    • March 19, 2015

16. "FUCK OFF."

    By SeveralCircles, March 30, 2015
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    • jarrycanada
    • March 30, 2015

17. Contrary to popular belief, Jim belushi doesn't have the strength of ten men. It's actually closer to six men.

    By SeñorFartFace, March 24, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • March 25, 2015

18. If wishes were horses, then I horse you would shut up.

    By AlexDale, March 24, 2015   

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    • AprilFoolsRebel
    • March 25, 2015

19. If wishes were horses then beggars would ride, and if I had 20 dollars I'd buy a subscription to a high end pornography site.

    By ashtrayhead, March 26, 2015
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    • AprilFoolsRebel
    • March 26, 2015

20. I pick my teeth with porcupine quills, I stack chips like they're crisp dollar bills. What am I?

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler, March 27, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • March 27, 2015

21. Remember the Alamo? No? I'm not surprised, you were wasted bro!

    By Shampoodler, April 2, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • April 2, 2015

22. Ground Control to Major Tom. We have some bad news. That wife you love so very much? She's banging Captain Ron.

    By Shampoodler, April 2, 2015
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    • KrangkaDelic
    • April 2, 2015

23. Jason Mantzoukas? More like Jason Pants-bazookas! That guy has some huge leg titties.

    By Shampoodler, April 2, 2015
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    • Darbler Cheesegarbler
    • April 3, 2015

24. One man's aporkalypse now is another man's bacon tomorrow. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Shampoodler, April 3, 2015
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    • souprman
    • April 4, 2015

25. That promiscuous hair stylist gave me full-blown braids.

    By Shampoodler, April 4, 2015
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    • RiverInEgypt
    • April 4, 2015