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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the ghosts

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. Every New Beginning Can Kiss Some Other Beginning's Rear End, We're Open 24 Hours A Day

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  3. Every night i Photoshop a new picture of the Property Brothers kissing

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  4. Every night in my dreams I see you, I feel you, That is how I know you go on

    By MrMoxie,
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  5. Every now and then I'll have a real human moment, and be reminded of how we are always so close to a Denny's

    By greazey_bob,   
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  6. Every now and then, I look up to the heavens, peer through the vastness of the universe, and think, is Chris Angel really magic?

    By ashinyobject,
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  7. Every nude beginning comes from my mother’s big ol' rear-end.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. Every old catchphrase i see reminds me of my Father when he had fallen in love with death; but this one reminds me of Juniper berries and charge cards

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Every one‐wiper is really a zero-wiper if you had more confidence.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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  10. Every Paul, Dick and Harry have been cleared. We're now looking at every Tom, Rick and Jerry.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  11. every person in every laugh track in every sitcom is dead now.

    By voichicoski,
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  12. Every pirate and French sailor you ever met tried to warn you that gonorrhea should be called stayorrhea but alas, the last pirate died 100 years before you were born and you abhor the thought of engaging with a Frenchman. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Every room is an escape room when you don't know how doors work.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. Every room's a green room, if you're Slimer, that is!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Every rose has it's thorn, every dog has his day, and I'm still waiting with my cat's bouquet.

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  16. Every rose has it’s corn

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Every rose has its thorn.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Every sexual experience is an orgy if you count the millions of microscopic tardigrades getting laid in your eyebrows

    By StopEatingBees,
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  19. Every shit you take. Every movement you make. Every fart you bake. Every coiled snake. I'll be watching you!

    By Cake Boss!,
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  20. Every silver lining has a dark cloud.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. Every silver lining purchased at silverlining.com now comes with complimentary cloud stuffing!!!

    By idrinkclubsoda,   
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  22. Every Simpson: dance now!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Every sock I wear is a sock puppet that gets off on being treated like this

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  24. Every Sunday morning it's the same thing: go to church, take communion, go home, shit out some Jesus bod and piss out some Jesus blood.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 224 views

  25. Every time a bell rings a podcast gets a catchphrase. Ding-a-ling mother fuckers

    By Pure Guava,
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