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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Every time it rains, it rains/ pennies from murderer heaven.

    By kimgordonramsay,
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    • 702 views

  2. Every time someone dies holding Band on the Run, an angel gets its Wings.

    By MattSwanson,
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    • 395 views

  3. Every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I can fly. Whatever cologne you're using, it's way too strong.

    By an adorable bunny,
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    • 334 views

  4. Every time you hear the toilet flush, a laxative fairy gets its wings.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 352 views

  5. Every time you make a joke about rabies, somebody gets rabies. That's how diseases work. To cure them, all we have to do is stop joking about them.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 611 views

  6. Every Tool's a Hammer, if you put parachute pants on it

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 213 views

  7. Every week, I watch my favorite show, "Downtown Abbey" with my favorite MTV VJ, Downton Julie Brown.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals,
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    • 786 views

  8. Every weight is your fighting weight when you're a mouthy son of a bitch.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 300 views

  9. Every woman wants a man in the streets and two cheeks in the pleats

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 415 views

  10. Every word in this catchphrase has been thoroughly screened for obscenities by our fucking intern, Lazy Pete

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 333 views

  11. Every year I mean to celebrate Passover but I always end up skipping it.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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    • 323 views

  12. Every year, thousands of young boys are disappointed when they visit Lake Titicaca.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 261 views

  13. Everybody always tells me “dress for the job you want”, but nobody ever says “Smeff por ba clob poo smaunt.”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 237 views

  14. Everybody calls me Creamsicle, 'cause I am pale, I love oranges, and I have sickle cell anemia.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 162 views

  15. Everybody come look at Grandaddy Hanratty's Bland Khaki Man Patties

    By Horse For A Brother,
    • 0 replies
    • 384 views

  16. Everybody dance later.

    By Animal,
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    • 321 views

  17. Everybody dance now. Everybody dance now. Give me the music. Give me the music. Everybody dance now. Yeah...

    By greazey_bob,   
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    • 375 views

  18. Everybody do the Macaulay Culkin! Put your hands on yo' cheeks with your mouth wide open!

    By Jake Dingus,
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    • 704 views

  19. Everybody goes on about how bad Jack the Ripper was, but no one ever talks about the parents, Mr. and Mrs. The Ripper

    By AuntFlovid19,
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    • 206 views

  20. Everybody has a book in them. I hate my job in the Library Emergency Room.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 275 views

  21. Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Scott Aukerman tonight.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 712 views

  22. Everybody in the whole cell block Was dancin' to the If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus...

    By Disco Stuart Masterson,
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    • 739 views

  23. Everybody keeps saying that Chaka Khan but nobody stops to ask if Chaka Should. 

    By SideofMcG,
    • 2 replies
    • 452 views

  24. Everybody knows baby got back, but Daddy got back too. Mommy not so much.

    By Horse For A Brother,
    • 0 replies
    • 297 views

  25. Everybody knows that pizza tastes better pantsless.

    By Jordan Roberts,
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    • 651 views
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