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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ex boyfriend best boyfriend, guuuurrrllll

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. Except for the occasional necromancer shenanigans, inside-her trading is virtually 100% in-utero babies determined to put together a retirement nest egg weeks before they are born. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Exceptional edibles impel unintelligible mutterings of mendaciously suspicious veraciousness.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Exchanging commodities and/or labor for money is my business, and business is good

    By the constant pardner,
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  5. Excited for lobsterfest over here.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  6. Exciting, forward-thinking new catchphrase

    By spaceball87,
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  7. Exclusive Conspirator's Meeting in the back room at Ye Olde Local Taphouse, TONIGHT ONLY!

    By BitwiseOperator,
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  8. Exclusive non-corn-themed catchphrase! There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there are all the things that CAN buy what mon

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Exclusive update to Carlin's Seven Dirty Words: cornshit, pisscorn, cornfuck, cuntcorn, cornsucker, mothercorner, and tits.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 531 views

  10. Excrete at my feet and I'll do you to the beat.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  11. Excuse me but I couldn't help overhearing that you think this food "sucks ass". Well I'll have you know my ancestors "sucked ass" for this country!

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Excuse me Caught Stalkermen, I don't mean to be Frank, but can I have your Hot Dog?

    By TheSwirlyPat,
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  13. Excuse me good sir, what did you just fart?

    By crazy_carl,
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  14. Excuse me if I am being coy. I just couldn't help but exponentially grow to my surroundings. Said the fish penis.

    By Facelist,
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  15. Excuse me if I’m speaking out of line, but you’re gonna need a lot more zucchini if you wanna make that baby clean...

    By PhiladelphiaCollins,
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  16. Excuse me miss, I can't gaslight this diss, cause a diss like this can't be gaslit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Excuse me Ms. Mermaid? I'm the clam that used to live in your bra. Just came back for my stuff.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  18. Excuse me sir, but masturbating into our fry sauce is an ‘at home activity.’ This is a school cafeteria.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  19. Excuse me sir, I left my pockets in my other pants. Would you mind if I put my hands in yours?

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  20. Excuse me sir, your barn door’s open and that hog looks angry!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  21. Excuse me sir. Are these mom jeans compatible with my dad bod?

    By TulipPoopler,
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  22. Excuse me sir...did the chef spit in my food? I’m not tasting any spit...could you ask him to—you know what, forget it. I’ll do it myself.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  23. Excuse me waiter there's a Jeff Goldblum in my soup

    By Tyranasplosion Wrecks,
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  24. Excuse me waiter, I asked for piss and this is Mountain Dew.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Excuse me waiter, there’s a hair in my soup. I specifically asked for a band-aid.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 486 views
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