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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Excuse you, but if there's one thing i genuinely care about in life, it's being called a Nihilist so if you could be more considerate I'd appreciate it

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 354 views

  2. Excuses are like buttholes: everybody's got one and loves having it thoroughly examined.

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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    • 184 views

  3. Excuses are like operas. They give me hearing AIDS.

    By RafaelRabello,
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    • 582 views

  4. Executive Producer: Dick Wolf

    By burjz,
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    • 916 views

  5. Exercise is nature's version of separating the weak from their skins and getting at that tasty, soft appendix.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 223 views

  6. existence is a fad, dad. stop trying to fit in

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 398 views

  7. Existence is futile, return the blender and step into the voy voy void

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Exit life. Enter night. Take my hand, Corn Coberman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 440 views

  9. Exit, stage left even!

    By BesidesIllegal,   
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    • 802 views

  10. Expect more from your comedy podcasts. Just don't get your hopes up

    By Mr. Direction,
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    • 181 views

  11. Expectation is a bitch. Don't forget it. She's the one out front grinding on the flag pole. Initiative's what we call that.

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 405 views

  12. Expensive holiday booked? Check. Car rental sorted? Check. Outdated method of payment used? Cheque.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 437 views

  13. Explain to me like I'm a 5 year old why everyone treats me like I'm a 5 year old

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 302 views

  14. explain to me what makes you see Percys' perch as something to besmirch - you let him be, or you'll answer to me; signed: the Peepee Banshee. wooooooo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 406 views

  15. Explain to me why it's considered "labor" to lay around in bed and wait for a baby to pop out

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 356 views

  16. Explicable thistle tryst of westerly viscosity, how sorely I ensnare the yearling listlessly!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 270 views

  17. Exploring the contents of an airline seatback, fingertips soiled by the unexpected presence of a banana peel, Mercury must be in retrograde.

    By ThomasMcKinney,
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    • 282 views

  18. Explosion gunshot orgasm. Foghorn beep beep ah-ooo-gah. Shimmy sham skipple flurnt yipee ki yay

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 552 views

  19. Expunge your tongue from that Briton, his reeky britches invite runny scum

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 495 views

  20. Exquisite snippets from brains on whip-its!

    By Depressed Fairy Nightmare Boy,
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    • 298 views

  21. Exsqueeze me, are you trying to squeeze your way into my podcast about Squeeze?

    By Brushingy Tweth,
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    • 202 views

  22. EXT. LAS VEGAS STRIP - SUNSET - A vagrant covered in his own filth announces that Howl is the Netflix of podcasts, use code MARON for one free month.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 346 views

  23. Extortion attempts foiled by a tepid broth, hath no fear

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 446 views

  24. Extra ball? Bonus multiplier? New high score? You're a pinball wizard, Harry!

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 339 views

  25. Extra chicken, extra steak. Build that butt, then shake, shake, shake!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 183 views
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