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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If Donkey Kong did nothing wrong - then why do I have to wear this thong?

    By Mr. Direction,
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  2. When birds go, they do a one-and-a-half.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
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  3. Call me old fashioned but really I'm 2 teaspoons simple syrup, 1 teaspoon water, 2 dashes bitters, 1 cup ice cubes, 1.5 fluid ounces bourbon whiskey, 1 slice orange and 1 maraschino cherry

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  4. First, Marilyn Monroe. Then, Princess Diana. When will "Candle in the Wind" finally be dedicated to the crew of The Challenger?

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  5. Grads love Dads with bachelor pads if they shake that ass with razzmatazz

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  6. Remember back in the day with the whip and the nay nay. Those were simpler times

    By Old Age Normal Humans,
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  7. Grimace must die violently

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. If your feet run and your nose smells, please proceed with caution.

    By MisterOriginality,
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    • 183 views

  9. A hundred willows make a thousand pillows, yet a million grunts make just one disappointing little turd.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 225 views

  10. I like to think of my penis.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  11. I like to think of my penis as an extension of my body.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I done botched my crotch notch! Now my botched crotch is fraught with wormy moths. 

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 231 views

  13. Making babies is the second best use of mucus.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  14. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Mambo number six

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  15. You prolapsed my mind hole! Will someone please call Doctor Shoal?!! Now my throat hurts from talking to much.

    By Brucechance,
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    • 227 views

  16. Cat ch phrase

    By Brucechance,
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  17. Let me not to the marriage of your chin and deez nuts admit impediments.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 252 views

  18. The minister’s cat is an anthropomorphic cat because an anthropomorphic cat is what the minister needs to rationalize his meaningless existence.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  19. Comedy equals tragedy plus an entrepreneur and a little something we call plugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Pants are the shirt of the legs

    By dickcheesecake,
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  21. Tricking karma with a dick cheese shawarma.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  22. Well spit on my dick, it's free-handjob Nick!

    By the constant pardner,
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  23. Vroom vroom in the boom boom room, Dr. Doom

    By Time_Travel_Pickle_Sandwich,
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  24. I’m a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, and I’m looking for a quarter to keep riding.

    By captain piss and shit,
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    • 219 views

  25. I always try to lift with my neck and my back rather than my pussy and my crack

    By Egregious Philbin,
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    • 202 views
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