New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Hi I'm Scott Auckerman and I'm an alcoholic

   By PatrickSwazysZombie, January 28, 2013
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2. Welcome to the Raul Julia Roberts Stevenson Theatre of Confusing Monikers, I'm your host Diane Lane Bryant Gumbel

   By choochoo_the_wonder_slut, April 18, 2013
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3. 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash.

   By scrotum_phillips, May 10, 2013
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4. You can call me "The 10 o'clock Scholar"...

   By dw3000, August 13, 2013
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5. If you ever run out of shoe polish to drink, just lick the polish straight off your shoe, silly!

   By spaceball87, August 7, 2013
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6. Is that knife speaking to me? Yes.. I will keep you warm.

   By Boner King, August 28, 2013
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7. Catchphrase Suggestion

   By socbas9247@yahoo.com, March 10, 2014   

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8. The "deck" in "Deck the Halls" means decorate. Poor little Timmy learned too late.

   By jaymanthegreat, December 9, 2014
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9. Hey Judge Judy is that a gavel in your booty or is your honor just happy to sue me?

   By greazey_bob, February 13, 2018
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10. I'm not and idiot, I just play one on tv.

    By harrybingbangle, September 23, 2012
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11. Over the hill, one toke over the line, with one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.

    By KIDxDADDY, March 11, 2015
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12. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I'm your host Scott Aukerman

    By daniel1326657795, November 14, 2013
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13. "Go vortex-shuffle with your own kind, Shaffer, no-one wants ye here 'cept 'manda, and she just went to bed outside, yeah you heard me - outside, you

    By KrangkaDelic, July 10, 2014
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14. Oops, I'm black

    By kindlerslist, July 25, 2014
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15. If you can't stand the heat, stop having sex with rotisserie chickens.

    By AstronomicalCat, November 15, 2014
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16. Beer before liquor, time is a flat circle; Liquor before beer, time is a flat circle!

    By allenpwilliams, December 19, 2014
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17. Flagish'n?... FlaDANG-it!

    By TullTull_102761, January 26, 2015
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18. Would you rather kiss a beaver?

    By olbigbear, March 13, 2015
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19. My favorite sex toy is a vibrating Nimbus 2000

    By Kam Kardootsian, December 28, 2015
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20. Better than a drunk hobo's soiled underwear...

    By DRonDudley, June 22, 2012
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21. Don't drink and jive kids.

    By bribooth, August 8, 2012   

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22. A bird in the Chan is worth 2 in the Jackie Starring Chris Tucker.

    By Jake Dingus, January 14, 2015
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23. Belcome boo Bombedy Bang Bang, Bime boor boast, Bott Baukerman

    By GarbageCan, February 6, 2013
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24. Any of you friendly folks move, in a little closer, and I'll meet and greet every motherfucking last one of you!.

    By SolGoldman, September 5, 2013   

    • bagels
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25. Zib zab zob

    By AlexDale, March 4, 2015   

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