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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He was a real lunch pail guy, ya know? Just went to work late, left work early, and really couldn’t build a lunch pail for shit. Honestly, I’m kinda glad he’s dead.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Don’t be fooled by the chicken pox on my cock. I’m still, I’m still Scotty fuckin Auk.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Cold chicken kinda smells like farts... Buuuut IIII Dooon’t miiiiind it!

    By Gods Grandma,
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  4. New catchphrase submission

    By Andy Daly's Third Cousin,
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  5. My favorite One Direction album would have to be the “North” soundtrack.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  6. And the award, for this episodes catchphrase goes to...no...no fucking way...can I say fuck? I don’t care holy fuck you did it baby! Captain Pukefish for “meta-award announcement catchphrase”!!! This is captain pukefish’s first catchphrase of the show.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. If you're gonna play Jewish Country Music, you gotta have A Fiddle on the Roof.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. If you're talking Best Animated Short you just gotta talk about Martin

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  9. Captain’s log: firm, chestnut brown, with flecks of corn and a robustly disgusting aroma. Very good—you may return to the bridge, Sir.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. There's nothing in the ruler book that says a dog can't lead the federal response to a global pandemic.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  11. Like John F Kennedy once said, “Dallas sure is beautiful this time of...”

    By O’DoyleRules!,
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  12. “Cereal AGAIN?” said the dog.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. What do Winnie the Pooh, Donald Duck, and your mom right after I climbed out of her bedroom window last night have in common?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Pantsless, we beat on, backs against the current, borne free-balling it into the past.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Loose Lips Sink Ships but Deez Nuts Thrust Butts

    By SpoogeMcDuck,
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  16. Isn't it strange that the A-hole and the B-hole are the same hole? Think about it.

    By b.u.t.t.cheeks,
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  17. Seatbelts Save Lives. Chastity Belts Save Wives.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  18. Eye of the tiger, nose of a dog, give me a buck and I'll show you my hog.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  19. If you want to eat a cracker covered in poo, then why dont you go and take shit... and put it on a ritz

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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  20. Comedy Bang Bang is Tragedy Bang Bang plus Time... Bang Bang

    By Bert Puttocks,
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  21. As they said in Yeast Germany, Glutentag

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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  22. Life is just death and taxes and creamed corn.  So much creamed corn it makes you want to give up.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. If "ifs" and "buts" were candy and nuts then butts would be nuts and we'd all be pooping little sperms.

    By Edward James Almost Famous,
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  24. A staccato note is a short but impactful sound; a sort of musical chode, if you will.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. What’s the point of jumping up if you’re just going to get down?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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