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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Waiter, this yeast piss is delicious!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 250 views

  2. Parents spanking their kids? Questionable. Kids spanking their parents? Unquestionably weird.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 1 reply
    • 255 views

  3. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a metaphor

    By Stick Em Up Joe,
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    • 305 views

  4. Prophylactic? Afraid not. I'm strictly amateur, just in it for the love of the phylactic.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 527 views

  5. You couldn’t take this shit on strong acid.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 261 views

  6. If you were born on or after this date in 1989 you probably don't know who Max Headroom is.

    By Side Effects May Include,
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    • 183 views

  7. Don’t poop on my four-way and tell me it’s Skyline Chili.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 280 views

  8. You say tomato, I say red ball of shit

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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    • 464 views

  9. Baby, you know I’d be up in them guts if I weren’t social distancing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 1 reply
    • 221 views

  10. Here we are in the studio where bad ideas become paywalled spin-off podcasts

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
    • 1 reply
    • 252 views

  11. Don't u come in here with your talking head talking 2 my talking head about who's talking head 2 talk talking head 2, Cruz my talking head will talk the fucking ears off your talking head so fast it'll make your talking head spin!

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 265 views

  12. Excuse me, waiter? I ordered the sausage and this is somebody’s hot log.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,   
    • 1 reply
    • 246 views

  13. I’m elastic and you’re adhesive so your malicious invectives rebound off my reflexive husk and affix themselves to your mucilaginous facade.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 210 views

  14. I need a girl who's a shark in the streets and I have no other parameters.

    By Fiendish Dr. Wu Tang,
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    • 251 views

  15. I only have one heart to give... I sold the rest to some dude named Freddy.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 317 views

  16. We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 273 views

  17. If you're sexy and you know it, clap dat ass

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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    • 412 views

  18. If my interpretation is correct, Einstein meant that Time is my cousin and Space is my nephew.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 314 views

  19. Roses are red, violets are blue. For more facts about horticulture, consult your local library.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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    • 316 views

  20. It's cold and flu season and you know what that means. Giraffes are bulk buying throat lozenges again.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 233 views

  21. Extra sauce 'cause I'm the boss. Fresh fruit instead of fries because I'm watching my cholesterol.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 311 views

  22. A nickel per tickle, a dollar to holler, give me some money, I'm living in squalor

    By Octopiss,
    • 1 reply
    • 348 views

  23. I’m lamer than Urkel, but if you want a jerkel you’ll have to pay me for the workel.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
    • 1 reply
    • 273 views

  24. My other car is your mom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 1 reply
    • 332 views

  25. The sweetest of peaches, the bitterest apple - they both taste the same when they come out your craphole.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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    • 275 views
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