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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Catch phrase submission

    By Desolate ploy,
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    • 348 views

  2. If you kill me, you’ll never find the treasure. Unless you’re a mortician.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 182 views

  3. Nipple tassels are my casual Friday.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 246 views

  4. If you play this podcast backwards at half-speed, you can hear Satan interview a small business owner

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 193 views

  5. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but fondling makes the part grow longer.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 210 views

  6. When life gives you Lyme Disease, make Lyme Diseaseaid.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 287 views

  7. If I were a magician, I'd saw dogs in half, to halve more dogs.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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    • 220 views

  8. There's going to be two bangs; me banging your head, and you banging the floor. Then me banging your wife, so actually three, three bangs.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 234 views

  9. Bingo was his name.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 214 views

  10. Jason Mantzoukas’ Bubly flavor of choice is cherry.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 169 views

  11. Anybody wanna have dinner with their ex and have them text you when they make it safe to their new girlfriend’s house later?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 188 views

  12. Ovaries are found ovar the genitals while undaries are found undar the genitals, but for some reason those gonads are called testicles.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 196 views

  13. You may have failed, but at least your heart was in the right place...slightly left of the center of your chest.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 220 views

  14. Like my grandma always said, "Gary Busey, hairy pusey"

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 217 views

  15. Looking for a way to spice things up in the bedroom?  Try barbecue sauce.  It's not just for food anymore.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 374 views

  16. Ever just have a fart so big that it’s actually a poop? oh prom.

    By Friend of P,
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    • 374 views

  17. Your dad does karate now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 200 views

  18. Would anyone like to buy some drugs? I, Scott Aukerman, sell illegal drugs to make ends meet

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 236 views

  19. "Uh oh, here's comes one of those big-boned skeletons." said no one ever.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 249 views

  20. Only 33rd degree Water Buffaloes are privy to the existence of the Great Gazoo

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 196 views

  21. Better to be a peeking Tom than a peaking duck

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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    • 317 views

  22. Is this where I can post if I'm not confident enough for Twitter?

    By Pound Foolish,
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    • 199 views

  23. Attorneys general, courts-martial, heirs apparent, and fuckers of mother

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 207 views

  24. If they'd actually met a deaf leopard they wouldn't have named their band that.  There's nothing funny about that, those leopards have hard lives.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
    • 1 reply
    • 226 views

  25. 20 is the new 10.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 207 views
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