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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jeopardy rules have changed! You no longer have to start your answers with “what is…” but you must end all answers with “…and shit.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Our show will begin in a moment so deafen yourself now. You’ll be glad you did.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. Hey The Kinks- get with the times, nobody knows what a “party line” is anymore

    By Kevllis,
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  4. Yo mamma is so ugly she may be entitled to compensation

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. You can lead Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. One of us tells only truth, the other only lies! The admission of which... sorta means I'm the truth guy. Dammit. Just go left.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. I'd be hella remiss if I didn't shake my maternal gifts like this!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Give me your hands if we be friends, but give me yo titties if ye be twins.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Slap a scarlet J on my chest, cause I'm jackin' it to "Father Knows Best."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. On today's episode we probably discuss bodily fluids, where they're coming out of, and whether or not they should be.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  12. Rooty-tooty, fresh and fruity, stick that clyster in my booty.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. “Don’t knock it ‘til you try it,” the door sign read.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. You can’t spell “peanut butter” without “pee butt.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Don't think of it as losing a kidney, think of it as gaining a tub full of ice

    By StopEatingBees,
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  16. Quoth the raven, "Go to bed Edgar, it's midnight you spooky bitch"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  17. It’s like my future self is always going to say, “whatever you do, do not submit that uninspired meta time-travel catchphrase.”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. I was going to make some snow white bukkake joke. Turns out there's already a video for that. Would that be plagiarism?

    By ProlapsedFamous,
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  19. Red thumb

    By Slappywhite,
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  20. If you guys think I'm just going to stand here with my dick in my hand, while you besmirch the U.S. Constitution in front of me, weeeeell, you didn't read my ad on Craig's List very well. One of you was supposed to bring a folding chair! 

    By Slappywhite,
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  21. No shirt. No shoes. No crayon drawings of my beloved grandmother Blanche bleaching her asshole.  What is this, North Korea?!?!?

    By Slappywhite,
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  22. Sky's the limit.. if you didn't get your helmet on in time.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  23. I don’t have to stand here and listen to this! But I do have to lay and here and sniff it. I guess that’s my fault for not reading the whole fart contract.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Roses are red violets are blue, dear God why did you make me only sexually attracted to Pikachu?

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  25. I'm too lazy to finish the Hokey Pokey, but I really need my right hand back to eat this frosting with

    By StopEatingBees,
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