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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, that’s comedy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 314 views

  2. Now that we find ourselves hip-deep in the throes of Junebuggy, let us reflect upon the hidden numerological meaning of your mom’s zip code.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 313 views

  3. Truck it, suck it, orange duck it. Ain’t technology marvelous?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 312 views

  4. I can relate, child of an irritable alcoholic parent hurling beer mugs at you - I also dodged the draft a couple times before it finally got me.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 140 views

  5. Row, Row, Rowan Atkinson, gently down the Bean...

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  6. If it ain't broke... just walk away. We all know what a fuckup you are, and I'm not letting you ruin Thanksgiving for the fifth year in a row.

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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    • 400 views

  7. If a movie’s about dancing its title has to look handwritten and be either red, pink, or purple. End of story.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  8. Your hat called. It said thank you for wearing me. I like being out in the sun.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 161 views

  9. Hey why don’t you just make like a pizza and get sauced.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 167 views

  10. What’s a matter? You look like you’re having trouble finding a tuxedo for your pet iguana over here.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 155 views

  11. Won’t you take me to funky town? I have to return your mom’s lasagna.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 165 views

  12. Marijuana called; it wants its hoodie back…

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 162 views

  13. Show me an honest politician, and I'll show you my balls! Honestly, you can just skip that first part.

    By Slappywhite,
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    • 156 views

  14. Yo mama so charitable she spells words wrong on purpose so she can donate the Type O to the Red Cross

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 134 views

  15. To be honest everyone kind of looks like everybody else.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 163 views

  16. They call it "kidnapping" but it involves very little if any napping

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 161 views

  17. Houston, we have a pizza

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 170 views

  18. Considered not the consequence that came without a rubber, my dungeon-mastering career'll take a hit this summer

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 380 views

  19. You and your butt boys can go throw baseballs somewhere else. This field is for dreams.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 177 views

  20. From death ray to bang bang, from beater to A-frame; this Jason Mantz' tattoo on my calf shows where my 'nong hangs. 

    By Paula F. Momkins,
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    • 179 views

  21. Did you fall from Heaven? Because if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 413 views

  22. If you think it's tough finding the exit at your local IKEA, do try and avoid IKEA NORTH KOREA.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 173 views

  23. If you like the pants I keep in my pantry, you'll love what I've got in my country

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 128 views

  24. Let me remove my La Brea-ssiere and show you the fossils in my tar pits.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 217 views

  25. I've evolved. So now I just say, "Dirty Knees." then lift my shirt. 

    By Slappywhite,
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