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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hoppy New Year you Kanagroo bastards.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 250 views

  2. Riddle me with this - a load of bullets.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 299 views

  3. Gayle, Oprah's best friend.

    By Burt Gerking,
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    • 419 views

  4. Do you hear what I hear? Because if you do, you might be a schizophrenic...

    By delaneymitch,
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    • 351 views

  5. Rock a bi baby, roll a gay baby.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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    • 413 views

  6. I came to kick bubblegum and chew ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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    • 362 views

  7. I really got thrown under the bus during today’s mandatory seminar on Murdering Your Coworkers In Traffic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 276 views

  8. I came here to chew bubblegum or not chew bubblegum, so whatever

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 249 views

  9. I'm a little teapot, short and stout. You're a big D-bag, get the fuck out.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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    • 412 views

  10. You're so Bane... You probably think this plot is about you, don't you Batman?!

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 379 views

  11. Two heads in the hand are better than one in the bush.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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    • 408 views

  12. Forsooth, this will bore Ruth, but the core truth is that a war booth full of stored youth is much more couth than a poor sleuth with a sore tooth.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 272 views

  13. Inside ALMOST every haystack is a smaller haystack.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 293 views

  14. Ashes to ashes, tip to taint, show me where to spray that paint!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  15. When my hand bursts through the baby wipe, I feel twice betrayed.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Kriss Kross might make you jump, jump; but Christopher Cross will make you hump, hump.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 322 views

  17. Stitcher Premium?! I hardly know her medical insurance covers that.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 297 views

  18. Veni Vidi Vici, more like Vidi Veni Vici

    By delaneymitch,
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    • 387 views

  19. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat

    By LordBabyHat,
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    • 304 views

  20. He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists his favorite SNL Weekend Update anchor is Colin Jost

    By TaterTrombone,
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    • 166 views

  21. A cracker is a white person you smear with cheese. My favorite flavor is Rosemary & Privilege

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 245 views

  22. Last time I checked, my kids' names are written on their tombstones.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 290 views

  23. Our house in the middle of the street caused a traffic accident. Maybe we shouldn't build houses on streets.

    By MichelLichand,
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    • 369 views

  24. I scream, you scream, we all scream out Yaaaas Kween!

    By Somebody's mom,
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    • 230 views

  25. "Being Rich" is my second favorite thing about myself, just after "How Much I'm into Kids"

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 229 views
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