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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Converse with a person, the verse you’ve rehearsed, to curse the first and worse son. Coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  2. HAPPY DIPS WHIPPED CREAM is THE leading brand of whipped cream for watching your old, toothless parents gum while they tell you about their past infedelities.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  3. When asked, I describe my humor like I describe the old Lysol cleaning wipes under my kitchen sink. A LITTLE DRY!1

    By Bot Aukerman,
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  4. Behold, I give unto to thee Corn of the Butt on this holy day of tent-slinging

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Mr. Gorbachev's tears on my balls!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  6. Only you, fire, can prevent forests.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
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  7. Alright, Camelid class! Un-alpaca your bags. It’s time to learn something gnu. Today’s subject: the Hollamacaust

    By Mr. Mxyzpixiestick,
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  8. Why can't all of mankind join hands and make a big octagon shape in Montana? Nobody fucking lives there.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  9. Boat early, boat coffin. 

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  10. ‘Twas my weak stream what made the mess, not I.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Caution: Peppers may make ASSHOLE burn.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. As far as I'm concerned, poems are just boring movie trailers.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  13. To Hell and Back on a Silver Spoon and Other Alternatives of Witch Travel

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. This catchphrase was so poetic that it made me cry, and now my eyes are puffy, so I can't read it. But it was poetic.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  15. There’s no accounting for taste. But a good CPA will still probably be able to help you develop a depreciation schedule for that ugly fucking credenza you bought, Stephen.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Hey baby girl, won’t you back that ass up? This is a loading zone!

    By El Chico Malo,
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  17. Injured at work? Injured at rest? Injured at play? Call Mars A Day Lawyers now!!!

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. SCREW your courage, toothy stinkin’-face!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  19. If you can’t see my mirrors, it might be because this isn’t a mirror store.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. Jane Fonda fallaciously fondled the phallic fondant

    By ET the Extra Testicle,
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  21. It’s truck-nuts for the lonely, repentant soul

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. You've got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them, these are just some of the fundamentals of pants ownership.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Hey Vern, It's Ernest... Hemingway! You've got to come quickly, it looks as though the renowned literary heavyweight shot himself! Know what I mean, Vern?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. I don’t care if you swipe left on me, or swipe right on me. I’m just happy someone is finally cleaning my butthole.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. Nasty Bill heard what you said about him, and he's paying you a visit later today.

    By Robert_Yune,
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