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1. I can't get these huge condoms to stay on my penis. I've already lost a whole carton in the hot tub.

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2. I just finished RE-listening to ALL 637 episodes of Comedy Bang! Bang! and you know what? Not a fan.

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3. Funny you should ask… It IS fried.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, January 30, 2020
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4. Waiter! I asked for sand and this is COUSCOUS!

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5. You should’ve seen the OTHER black-eyed pea!

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6. I've been tasked to perform oral on canines in the arctic. Just out here suckin' on chilly dogs.

   By BloatedFartingScumBag, January 31, 2020
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7. I can't believe it's not butter, but her butler's batter's better buttered. Also, I can't believe she has a butler.

   By CarlsJrSenior, January 31, 2020
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8. This pity party’s a real disappointment.

   By Euripides’ Shorts, January 31, 2020
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9. And that was the last time anyone heard about little Morley’s invisible bank vault again.

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10. Bats are so feathery, you could crack one of their eggs on the moving sidewalk.

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11. Freddy Krueger, get out of my dreams!...and into my car!

    By raws-berry, January 31, 2020
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12. Opinions are like asses: everyone wants one on their face but is afraid to ask for it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, March 28, 2020
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13. You can't market condoms to children and you ESPECIALLY can't call them Peepee DongStockings

    By PlinkoDeMayo, January 31, 2020
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14. I'm a vegetarian in the streets and a vagitarian in the sheets.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid, January 31, 2020
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15. I’m eating Dunkaroos in my Dungarees, you Buckaroo! Just let me be!

    By El Chico Malo, February 1, 2020
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16. The sky is blue, the sea is blue too. What's in the ear? it's U2.

    By Pratterino, January 31, 2020
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17. Bang bang! Who's there?

    By Pratterino, January 31, 2020
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18. The Norse Horse Borscht Tastes Like Mule Soup on a Chalkboard Made of Yellow Beefy Nacho Nacho Butta Facho

    By Barrel Bucket, February 1, 2020
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19. Skidamarinky dinky dink, guess how I made my pinky stink.

    By CaptPukeFish, February 2, 2020
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20. Spoiler alert: Bruce Willis was kind of an asshole the whole time.

    By CaptPukeFish, February 1, 2020
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21. You ever burn the midnight oil at 2:30PM? It’s like, fuckin crazy.

    By CaptPukeFish, February 1, 2020
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22. Call me old-fashioned, but I like my pugs to sploot.

    By Euripides’ Shorts, February 1, 2020
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23. I'd rather have your sister's crotch in front of me than have to watch her botched hysterectomy

    By FoamChomsky, February 1, 2020
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24. See the doctor? I hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts, February 2, 2020
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25. No one ever asked Jeeves how HE was doing and that's why we lost him so damn young.

    By Pat Chaddams, February 2, 2020
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