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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Some day, I'll play 18 holes with God, and then we can both ignore our wives and children.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. Some days are better than others, other days are Wayne Federman covers.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. Some days I can't even make a cup of hot chocolate levitate in the air with my mind.

    By greazey_bob,
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  4. Some days you bust a nut, some days the nut busts you.

    By Chippy Long,
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  5. Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant. It's right there in your contract.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  6. Some days you're the dog, some days your the hydrant.

    By Luna(tick),
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  7. Some days, you're the black and white weirdo in the as-seen-on-tv product ad

    By the_muteKi,
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  8. Some dream of a world where dogs piss beer; Others live in a world where they drink dog piss.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. Some Fetishes come in all shapes and sizes

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Some folks call 'em hoagies, other people call 'em grinders, but to me they're just vaginas.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. Some folks crumple, some folks roll; I just clogged the toilet bowl!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Some folks say “scratch,” some folks say “itch.” I say, “I’d fuck John Malkovich.”

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  13. Some folks say they love Billie Holiday, but in my home, she'll always be Billie Christmas.

    By landondmise,
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  14. Some folks whistle while they work, I like to calculate while I copulate.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  15. Some good old fashioned Fallon free entertainment.

    By Boob Seger,
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  16. Some guys are on the “down low.” This guy just so happens to be on the “up high.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks. Some guys have 17 ounces of splooge pumped out of their stomach.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. Some guys want to scratch and sniff her, but I just want to hug and kiss her

    By PurpleReagan,
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  19. Some have asked why I am obsessed with corn. And now I shall answer. "Because corn."

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Some have iron will, others have intestinal fortitude. I have iron intestins and it hurts to poop.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Some kids are mama boys, but I was raised by my grandfather clock after my entire family was killed by old age.

    By Dr. Shart, Shark M.D.,
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  22. Some kids play House, some kids play Doctor. Me, I liked to play "Dr. House" until my pill addiction spiraled out of control and worried my parents.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Some lady had the audacity to call me a racist and a bigot today! At least I think that's what she said, I'm not really sure...it's really hard to hear in that sheet.

    By Slappywhite,
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  24. Some lady peddled discarded mollusk carapaces in the littoral zone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Some like McDreamy, and others McSteamy, but old Doctor Scholes puts the cream on my weenie

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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