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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A million dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? Fonzie.

    By MarkDowling,
    • 8 replies
    • 999 views

  2. I found a defeathered owl by the side of the rode

    By ajburdick,
    • 0 replies
    • 998 views

  3. ...and clooney's not in "ocean's fourteen."

    By yasho dare,
    • 0 replies
    • 996 views

  4. ສິ່ງ​ທີ່​ເປັນ​ຫມາ​ຮ້ນ​ເຖິງ Sing thi pen, ma hon thoeng? Say it in Lao & it's that much sweeter.

    By SusannaDooleyBoney,   
    • 0 replies
    • 996 views

  5. Hello operator, does the Queen of England take shits? She does? May I have her PO Box?

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 5 replies
    • 996 views

  6. Failure Unlocked (As a country, elect a reality star to the highest office)

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
    • 3 replies
    • 996 views

  7. A good band name, it might work as a catchphrase..

    By Jamesy,
    • 0 replies
    • 995 views

  8. If giving robots blowjobs causes mouth cancer, I don't wanna be right.

    By Apocryphalypse,
    • 1 reply
    • 994 views

  9. Ooh da puddin'!

    By MrElliotDyson,
    • 0 replies
    • 994 views

  10. Nicknames: Brat Wursterman, Scott Talcumpowder

    By derekahc,   
    • 2 replies
    • 993 views

  11. Imma slap the shit outta polar bear if hostess doesn't bring back suzie q's.

    By Rev. Jeebus H Slackattack 766,
    • 0 replies
    • 993 views

  12. Bakers can't be choosers

    By DavidTaylor,
    • 0 replies
    • 993 views

  13. Back in my day we had a little something called Loyalty. These days people only care about sticking their peckers in warm mac and cheese

    By Sad Cardboard Cutouts,
    • 0 replies
    • 992 views

  14. I know the secret to life. I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

    By HipsterNonsense,
    • 1 reply
    • 991 views

  15. I had to get a nose job from my proctologist due to a deviated rectum.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
    • 2 replies
    • 991 views

  16. So Freud said it was perfectly normal to want to bang your mom? Asking for a friend, and his mom.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 991 views

  17. Michael Keaton ain't cheatin'

    By youpoditdude,
    • 1 reply
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  18. BEWARE the CHORTLE HOARDER, for he shall cupboard your cachinations.

    By Beauregard_the_Dog,   
    • 5 replies
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  19. The famous saying goes "Never say never." but by saying that you've already failed because you said never twice. I think instead the saying should be

    By Cappy,
    • 0 replies
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  20. You, Sir, you have insulted my honor and my integrity! I, hereby, challenge you to a break-dancing battle at dawn!

    By SeñorFartFace,
    • 0 replies
    • 990 views

  21. For just the price of feeding a starving child for a month, you can enjoy a cup of coffee.

    By GregJ.Hansen,
    • 3 replies
    • 989 views

  22. Treat me nice, daddy.

    By J-Rayʎɐɹ-ɾ,   
    • 0 replies
    • 989 views

  23. Was it phenomenal or was the fun nominal?

    By JordanMaywood,
    • 0 replies
    • 989 views

  24. See yall on Twitter!!! Been a pleasure.

    By Facelist,
    • 1 reply
    • 989 views

  25. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal trainer?

    By benstocksays,
    • 4 replies
    • 988 views
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