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This is the official banner of Toronto, adorned with its official motto, "Diversity Our Strength," which is one of the many reasons why I love both Canada and its most populous city: So this makes Little Italy's Italian buffoonery and lack of use of ACTUAL Toronto spaces even more egregiously stupid. Fuck this movie.

Don't forget the happy bear, monster beaver, stuffed eagle and super subtle T that makes our coat of arms all the crazier... At least it's an upgrade on our old coat of arms which featured jolly native Canadian, Mera from Aquaman, attack beaver and surprisingly cocky old slogan...

Yea this movie would be great because theres no way they wouldn't all walk away from a viewing of this movie absolutely furious. Rashomon style storytelling can be very fun when done well. The Halloween episode of It's Always Sunny is a standout for me. This movie however is not effective. It just feels like the movie is actively lying to you throughout, and when the final twist hits they've already gone in so many different directions and it just feels like a giant fuck you to everyone watching.

Got it!

I'm really looking forward to this one

Let’s hear it, my man!

I found nothing humorous about that scene. It was unfunny, uncomfortable to watch and gross. Leo didn’t want to be touched by that police officer. Someone in a position of authority feeling up someone and making sexual comments - so gross. That actor should be ashamed for taking that part.

Yes, but she also has an entire Skype song to him about how much she hates Ohio. They discuss it. Again, it all comes down to communication. It’s entirely possible he doesn’t really understand why she’d want him to be there. From what I’ve gathered, she always dismissed Ohio as some kind of embarrassing joke. She’s made it seem unimportant to her so he doesn’t recognize why it should be important to him. It’s like she’s working some shitty job beneath her. On the one hand she’s humiliated by it, but on the other hand, she really wants him there to support her. She needs to tell him exactly why it’s important for him to be there, and in turn, he needs to tell her exactly why he needs her to be at those parties. Going back to Taylor’s previous post, we get that she gains comfort from his smile, but what if he’s only smiling because she’s there? No he can’t spend the whole evening in a corner with her, but maybe him being able to look up and see her there makes him feel good and gives him the confidence he needs to navigate the insane situation he’s found himself in.

Looking forward to a (second) Spike Lee musical joint! I was snowed-in and caught in a winter weather/FAA/shutdown loop of doom for the film and didn't have a chance to watch or participate. This is a good one to jump back in with!

Second! We also did School Daze

You've got red on you

Sweet! I'm off the hook! Sort your fuckin selves out!

Hello for now I'm back and I'm gonna watch this Spike Lee musical and share my thought with you guys. END OF LINE

Hi folks! Sorry about the delay, I was driving down to Oswego this morning and just got in. Re: CaleBug: the pair of pants I just failed to fit into might agree that switching from Cale to Cake might be the way to go. Okay! This week's pick! I had a lot of thoughts, and very nearly made you all watch the Sharpay movie, just so we could go back to HSM, or 'Descendants', because why should I be the only one to have suffered, but I know there's also a really good chance that everyone would just take a pass on contributing this week. My last three picks were Across the Universe (arguably the best pick yet, still), Guys and Dolls (meh) and La La Land (the film that killed Fister). This time, I thought I'd go a bit off the beaten path with a film I haven't yet seen myself but which comes highly recommended by a playwright I greatly respect, who without question calls this his favorite musical of all time. So, no pressure. I have a DVD copy that that playwright sent to me, so I might be able to do some rabb.it screenings, or it's available for rent on Amazon and Apple. So what is it? Not sure yet! Folks, let's watch our first musical Spike Lee joint! Let's watch... Are there still spoiler tags?

The only laughs this film received.

I’m keeping that shit

You might be watching it backwards

Calebug

Depends on whether you're pulling for Jamie or Cathy. Also, 45 minutes left is halfway through. It's a short movie.

I've got about 45 mins left on The Last Five Years, but I'm predicting an extremely happy ending. I'm not wrong, right?

After last week's emotion-fest I bet he'll pick something upbeat like Sweeney Todd to lighten the mood.

The movie was so badshit, I made a list where half the entries actually happen in the movie, and half of them are the most insane things I could think up. The challenge, can YOU tell which are which? - Autism is presented as the next stage of human evolution - Predator comes across a couple fucking, and waits until the man orgasms before impaling him, spraying blood all over the woman as she orgasms. - Children steal a predator's armor to go trick or treating in it - Soldier shouting, "It's not gay, okay?!" every two minutes. - Tourette's Predator shouting stuff out in garbled alien voice - Predator dogs - Predator taking a giant dildo as kill trophy - Predator trying to figure out how to eat potato chips after stumbling across pot farm. - Predator becomes nice guy after suffering brain damage.

21. I Know Who Killed Me - Aubrey dies inside the glass coffin when abducted by her piano teacher. 22. Leprechaun: In the Hood - The Leprechaun was never released from the prison Ice-T locked him in. 23. The Room - The whole movie is actually the whole JLS as Johnny lies dying from shooting himself. 24. Superman 3 - The black kryptonite kills Superman rather than turning him evil. The last half of the movie is just his hallucination as he dies from advanced kryptonite poisoning. 25. Catwoman - Halle Berry dies when she's drowned by the goons in the beginning, never actually being revived by the cat's kiss. 26. Jingle All the Way - Arnold dies in the opening traffic scene, his car accident is what was causing the traffic. 27. Twilight Breaking Dawn part 1 - Bella dies in childbirth. 28. Crank - Chev died in the first hour after waking up, the poison working its magic. 29. Trespass - Didn't see 30. Cool as Ice - Ice dies jumping his bike near Kathy when she was riding her horse. 31. Birdemic - Nathalie is murdered by Rob after their date. 32. 88 Minutes - Pacino is killed when his car explodes. 33. Abduction - Taylor Lautner is killed when his house explodes in the beginning. 34. Adventures of Pluto Nash - Pluto is killed in prison when his operation to remove his appendix is botched. 35. Tiptoes - Oldman dies after getting beat up by the angry boyfriend. 36. On the Line - Didn't see 37. Speed 2: Cruise Control - Jason Patrick and Sandra Bullock die by crashing into each other, a rare shared JLS. 38. Bad Ass - Didn't see 39. Godzilla - Broderick is killed by the baby Godzilla's in Madison Square Garden. 40. Judge Dredd - Dredd is actually the guy killed by James Remar in the opening gunfight, not the rookie Judge.