Episode 64 — Listeners, Our Close Friends

[KempPettyjohn 20]

Chanson is poppin my stones in this ep

[xoValeriexo 4369]

https://soundcloud.com/xovaleriexo/4-hh-xmas-song

 

If you like listening to people try to sing louder than a karaoke track, you'll love today's song.

 

This episode was amazing. Everyone did a great job and, oh boy, Sean and Hayes were incredibly mean to Chanson. They were mean to a lot of you, but Chanson really got it. I wish I'd called in because I'm thinking they would've been nice to me. Anyone thinking Hayes was dreaming I'd call in? Literally dreaming about it, because he likes me so much? Yeah, I think so too.

[chanson 9697]

They were definitely mean. And good luck to me getting a job or passing a background check ever.

 

However, either Sean and Hayes are just mean guys (highly probable) or they have (profoundly misplaced) confidence in my mental and emotional stability (risky bet) because I don't think everyone would handle all of this abuse as well as I have.

 

Just a thought.

 

PS - It's also weird when a bunch of people I don't know at all start jumping on a bandwagon of poking fun at someone they don't know. It's worth thinking about.

[Homer 64]

This went about as well as you could expect one of these "fan interactions" to go. Sean and Hayes say funny and interesting for a living, you probably don't so they had to make the best of it.

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

Controversial opinion time: the correct order to listen to these podcasts is Episode 64, then Episode 63, or as I like to call it, Episode 63*

Iknow! It is strange to hear T Middleditch come in at the end when he was on a previous episode. Its like Memento

[KempPettyjohn 20]

They were definitely mean. And good luck to me getting a job or passing a background check ever.

 

However, either Sean and Hayes are just mean guys (highly probable) or they have (profoundly misplaced) confidence in my mental and emotional stability (risky bet) because I don't think everyone would handle all of this abuse as well as I have.

 

Just a thought.

 

PS - It's also weird when a bunch of people I don't know at all start jumping on a bandwagon of poking fun at someone they don't know. It's worth thinking about.

Did you find your dog?

[JacobCrites 4977]

Good news: Chanson's dog actually came to my house to seek refuge. The bad news is he found me to be sort of generic, boring and undistinctive. So he ran away again. Hopefully he can find a nice Anastasia or Bozos.

[honlads 8798]

If I could just pull back the curtain for a sec I actually think Chanson is good and nice, let me just fix this curtain again, take a long walk off a short pier, Chanson.

[Bozos of Basketball 3689]

Good news: Chanson's dog actually came to my house to seek refuge. The bad news is he found me to be sort of generic, boring and undistinctive. So he ran away again. Hopefully he can find a nice Anastasia or Bozos.

I'm very glad you think I'm nice, Jacob C. If Dreidel finds me I vow to send her on a magical supersonic wave to Seattle to be with her best friend Chanson once again.

 

I'm also very sorry for thinking that Dreidel was a cat before (I'm sure you all noticed I was confused). I guess I don't pay attention to things as well as Hayes, who apparently documents all aspects of our lives on an Excel spreadsheet somewhere.

 

P.S.

My favorite quote from this 'sode: "Andyyyyyy... sweetiiieeeeee..."

[chanson 9697]

 

I guess I don't pay attention to things as well as Hayes, who apparently documents all aspects of our lives on an Excel spreadsheet somewhere.

 

 

Right?

[Casaba 5942]

It really makes me smile how much Hayes knows about everyone on the forum. That Harvard education really gave him a good memory for fan facts.

[honlads 8798]

I'm watching Grown Ups 2 so I can listen to Worst Idea of All Time better. This is a great movie, guys.

 

Edit: sorry for mentioning another pcast.

[greggy 15909]

They were definitely mean. And good luck to me getting a job or passing a background check ever.

 

However, either Sean and Hayes are just mean guys (highly probable) or they have (profoundly misplaced) confidence in my mental and emotional stability (risky bet) because I don't think everyone would handle all of this abuse as well as I have.

 

Just a thought.

 

PS - It's also weird when a bunch of people I don't know at all start jumping on a bandwagon of poking fun at someone they don't know. It's worth thinking about.

i thought about it since you told me to, and maybe people form opinions based on the posts someone has made

[Joe McGurl 8358]

https://soundcloud.c.../4-hh-xmas-song

 

If you like listening to people try to sing louder than a karaoke track, you'll love today's song.

 

Now this is more like it. Much better. POINTS! +5

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

Pandering will get you nowhere. +3 points

 

Nice. I give one point to greggy and 1 point to Anastasia Vigo Mortensen. And half of my remaining point goes to be split evenly among all those who have zero points. So probably everyone has at least like 2/100ths of a point. And we're all up on The Hoillywood Handbook End of the Year Big Points Leader-board!

 

Dreidel = 26 points

Joe McGurl = 24 points

Veebs = 4 points

greggy = 1 point

Anastasia Vigo = 1 point

Charlie Murphy-Browns = 1/2 point

Everyone else = .02 of a point

Tim = -99.98 points

[ajzthisisdumb 857]

 

Nice. I give one point to greggy and 1 point to Anastasia Vigo Mortensen. And half of my remaining point goes to be split evenly among all those who have zero points. So probably everyone has at least like 2/100ths of a point. And we're all up on The Hoillywood Handbook End of the Year Big Points Leader-board!

 

Dreidel = 26 points

Joe McGurl = 24 points

Veebs = 4 points

greggy = 1 point

Anastasia Vigo = 1 point

Charlie Murphy-Browns = 1/2 point

Everyone else .02% of a point

Tim = -99.98 points

awesome...still got a chance to pull this one out

[honlads 8798]

The only explanation for the costuming in Grown Ups 2 is that Mr Sandler filmed it on the way to basketball practice.

[xoValeriexo 4369]

https://soundcloud.com/xovaleriexo/5-hh-xmas-song

 

Today's song! I hope you can understand the words even though I'm shouting them! Shouting!!!

[greggy 15909]

on the no doubt tip, maybe 'im joe mcgurl" to 'just a girl'?

[rod aug 5637]

I'm in need of some POINTS! if someone wants to lend me a few. I won't spend them all in one place.

[Andrew 4646]

I think I was the first person to start using D to mean Dad (does anyone know of an earlier usage?), and I feel this entitles me to some POINTS.

[robinsbruce 4985]

Hally holidays you honkeys. I'm drunk ND with my dumb irishould family. Love you dummies. Be goos. Litwn to veebs. I'll be back after I'm done with family shit in the durty durty.

[rod aug 5637]

I'd toss British Andrew at least a few points for his shark tale joke alone.

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Hally holidays you honkeys. I'm drunk ND with my dumb irishould family. Love you dummies. Be goos. Litwn to veebs. I'll be back after I'm done with family shit in the durty durty.

 

This is amazing.

[Andrew 4646]

I will gladly take points for my hilarious Shark Tale joke. Also it is Christmas Day here technically so Happy Christmas (or Diwali or Hannukah Matata or whatever).