Episode 77 — The ScuzzMan, Dom's Close Friend

[agata 2789]

With Hayes gone, Sean brings in his assistant Dom to fill the void and showers him with apologies in exchange for the exciting golden-haired guest he booked. Then, Dom's friend The ScuzzMan joins them to discuss Volleyball: A Real Underdog Story. Finally, the Popcorn Gallery is back to ask some Goldie Hawn-themed questions.

[AM Gems 96]

Wait, Hayes is gone?! WTFuck is happening here? I haven't listened yet but I reserve the right to be outraged in an uninformed manner.

[JMonsterface 1974]

I too have not yet listened, but I am personally offended!

 

edit- Changed my mind! I love the Scuzzman now!

 

When are we gonna get the Volleyball Handbook podcast we all really want!!?

[BoScout 176]

Hayes was/is in South Africa. Listen to Agata's podcast.

[Andrew 4646]

Is Hayes doing safari?

[Houston 4819]

Long time listener, first time questioner.

 

This show has educated me about the relationship of comedy and surprise. Comedy, as we all have learned, is surprise. Yet, I struggle with something. Surprise can be scary. So is comedy really about being brave of the scary?

[Gym Sockerman 1326]

Should have gotten the dress to guest host.

 

Hayes was/is in South Africa. Listen to Agata's podcast.

 

His "normal guy" character took me a little bit to get used to. After a while, I realized that he was doing a funny satire that was also nice and cool.

[skizelo 2536]

the table is CLEAR so it's CONFIRMED that it's HAYES who likes the LONG PURPLE CARDS. DOMINIC instead has brought a NOTEBOOK in an attempt to KEEP UP WITH SEAN.

I'm 5 minutes into the epi and I'm liking it so far. I'll report back after a few listens what I think.

e: I'm really enjoying the clarity Sean maintains in this anecdote about slapping Dominic at Christmas.

e2: i also really dug the furious "what up what up"

[skizelo 2536]

Less of a review more of another observation: when the cat's away the mice will play.

[Andy Dick Cheney 3779]

I know Hayes said he was going to South Africa but I fear his involvement in Going Clear has caused Scientology to throw him into The Hole but they realised he's waaaaay cooler than L Ron and stronger than Miscavige so now he's the boss.

 

Also, I'm going to start saying "Love 15" now when someone says something "points" worthy. And then they'll say "What does that mean?" and I'll say 'You know like Tennis Points" and they'll say "Ah clever. Points" and we'll both chuckle.

[devscoots 2561]

I hope Sean is feeling better

[thejjar 5031]

Although I find this "Scuzzman" very endearing, I do NOT like the way they made Sean feel. After everything Sean has done for Dom this is how he's treated? This is another example of why syrup is so bad and noone should even be taking it because of that!

[robotam 4493]

I'm going to do the challenge to see if I can co-host next time Hayes is away(s).

 

Welcome to Hollwould Handbook, an inside man's, no wholes barred sneak peak into picking fights and dropping mics near the rose tinted spectacles of the stars and starlets in this industry we call show show show show biz.

 

I've listened to every episode and I still think I made one or two mistakes. How does Hayes do it!?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hayes is on a secret mission to district 9 to find and rescue Chappie. Also, he was invited by Desmond Tutu and Morgan Freeman to give a seminar on how a rugby team can defeat racism.

[klobbermang 532]

Goldie Hawn really let herself go.

[bengoobers 157]

Thanks to Sean for asking my question, but I don't like the ScuzzMan even though he said he'd want to hang with me. I think he's junk.

[rod aug 5637]

Hayes is in Die Antwoord, you guys didn't know that!? He's the one who swings his dick around in the music videos.

[thejjar 5031]

Thanks to Sean for asking my question, but I don't like the ScuzzMan even though he said he'd want to hang with me. I think he's junk.

I don't think he's junk and i can't figure out why! He has me under the same spell that caused Engineer Brett to revolt like he did

[mwn 5470]

Dom's version of the Popcorn Gallery theme song sounded almost exactly like the old theme song to America's Funniest Home Videos, which, honestly, is appropriate.

[Casaba 5942]

This may be the best ep so far. So many good lines!

 

And Dom is such a cool guy now! Beatboxing and making Frankingsteins and wearing his hat backwards.....What?!

 

[Game of Scones 5812]

this one made me sad

 

I might never listen to this podcast again

[skizelo 2536]

Just the joy which Sean lept on the chance to say that a Frankingstein was too scary. Boy I hope Hayes doesn't hear this epi!

[andman 24]

Kinda a Hayes-head so it's unfortunate this would be my first ep on the forums, but this ScuzzMan has some beguilingly genial quality to him I gotta admit, even when he's taking a confrontational tone. While it's not really Hollywood Handman without Hayes, I enjoyed this.

 

Fingers crossed Hayes and Lance Bass come back to Earth safely.

[takehomejoke 670]

I liked that ScuzzMan knew and correctly used the word "errant"

[justinmh05 1968]

Burn in hell, Scuzzman.