EPISODE 100 — Aasif Mandvi, Our Big Get / Scott Ankerman, Our Business Rival

[ABRAXAS 366]

Shoutout to everyone hovering the boards today hoping for popcorn gallery questions.

 

Stay Strong

Stay True

[Blink 1844]

They're ahead of schedule on recording, I believe

[Ensendada Slim 480]

Off-topic, but can you even read this Amazon Review in a non Hollywood handbook style?

[Blink 1844]

No way, man!

 

On a related note, how can you tell me that this dress doesn't need to be re-fitted?!

[JaclynnAlexander 258]

yeah using your real name on the forums can bite you in the @$$ but brave men like you and me chanson know its the only way

I'm glad you didn't swear. I know you're too afraid.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

I got told by a punk rock Carnegie Mellon Literature professor that I have the soul of a Gen Xer. How should I feel?

[Silvrwoman 4998]

I got told by a punk rock Carnegie Mellon Literature professor that I have the soul of a Gen Xer. How should I feel?

You should feel remorse for stealing that person's soul. No matter how many you harvest, you will never be immortal, contrary to you're misreading of that fortune cookie you received last year. It said you "shall meet soul mate and live a long and happy life," not "eat soul, mate."

[chicknsandwich 2495]

How about all this new football!?!? Colts, Panthers, Jaguars, Bears...

 

Is this the NFL or a freaking ZOO!?

[souprman 10477]

Yeah, ya got Swarm and Heat and Wizards.

 

It's like are these sporting teams, signs of the apocalypse, or characters from a Hobbit book?

[Silvrwoman 4998]

You kids and your football thing. Hopefully this is just a phase, like silly bandz or bath salts

[greggy 15909]

i think those are all UCB teams

[mikebonetti 3718]

I haven't posted in a while, nor have I posted a D pic...

 

So, here is a picture with me and my Dad.

 

[mikebonetti 3718]

Oops, it appears I accidentally posted a picture of me cracking up old friend, and comedy legend, Norm Macdonald.

 

 

Here is a real picture of me and my dad. He is from Italy.

 

[Charlie Murphy Brown 4977]

that was some solid snüs poppin' sharecroppin'

[SteveH 11126]

Is your dad Mario Perillo "Mr Italy"?

 

That might be a local reference. Let's find out...

[mikebonetti 3718]

Is your dad Mario Perillo "Mr Italy"?

I don't think so, because that guy is dead and his name is Mario Perillo.

[SteveH 11126]

Good answer.

[elizamuffins 4228]

That is some good D!

[devscoots 2561]

mikebonetti, that photo of you and ur d only further enforces my conviction that we all need to go outside and get some goddamn sun.

[JacobCrites 4977]

mikebonetti, that photo of you and ur d only further enforces my conviction that we all need to go outside and get some goddamn sun.

Heh, and the dads need to go out and get some SON, amiright?

[Proposition Phil 218]

Why didn't the boys let Aasif know how much they love Movie 43? I think that would've made him feel more comfortable and welcome.

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hollywood Handbook ruined my life and made it literally impossible for me to ever find employment or pass a background check. It did allow me to become a pseudo-celebrity in a very niche corner of the podcasting world and I am very thankful for that. Thanks, Hayes and Sean.

 

Woah, wait a minute...you're THE Chanson? From podcasts? Holy shit, dude, and all this time I've been talking to you like you're just a regular guy who has the same name as my podcast hero. Hey I've always wanted to know...how do you put your pants on in the morning? Both legs at once, I bet. So fuckin' cool.

[JacobCrites 4977]

 

Woah, wait a minute...you're THE Chanson? From podcasts? Holy shit, dude, and all this time I've been talking to you like you're just a regular guy who has the same name as my podcast hero. Hey I've always wanted to know...how do you put your pants on in the morning? Both legs at once, I bet. So fuckin' cool.

bro that's not cool, Chanson doesn't have legs. That's why he only ever shows his face in his avatar.

[Blink 1844]

Terrence Howard gets mentioned on this show enough for this to be relevant:

 

"Since I was a child of three or four," he says, "I was always wondering, you know, why does a bubble take the shape of a ball? Why not a triangle or a square? I figured it out. If Pythagoras was here to see it, he would lose his mind. Einstein, too! Tesla!" He shakes his head at the miracle of it all, his eyes opening wide, a smile beginning to trace itself, like he's expecting applause or an award. And all you can do is nod your head and try to follow along. He just seems so convinced that he's right. And that he is about to change the world. "This is the last century that our children will ever have been taught that one times one is one," he says. "They won't have to grow up in ignorance. Twenty years from now, they'll know that one times one equals two. We're about to show a new truth. The true universal math. And the proof is in these pieces. I have created the pieces that make up the motion of the universe. We work on them about 17 hours a day. She cuts and puts on the crystals. I do the main work of soldering them together. They tell the truth from within."

 

http://www.rollingst...s-mind-20150914

 

Dude never recovered from finding out that the establishment thinks that 1 x 1 = 1.

[rod aug 5637]

if i saw chanson in real life idk wat i'd do

 

show him my dick probably