EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character

[orphan yachts 217]

this fucking thing scales new heights, thanks for sharing your vision of what podsplashing could be

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

 

All Memes Must Die.

 

When I start a joke, you better believe that I'm going to kill it too. It's remarkably similar to my ideas on child rearing.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

I like Obama's take on the Bulls offense. He definitely has a career lined up for him after this job.

[Henry 3777]

 

I bet that showoff Brett didn't know that Ronnie Wood once held a koala.

[Henry 3777]

 

Thanks for explaining this. It will help me in the long con I'm pulling where I pretend to love video games in order to get attention from boy gamers.

 

And thank you for the lucky 7 page "First" assist which I accept in place of you who is a girl

[DEATHMAN 3317]

left to their own devices, PFT and Matt Gourley will just talk about Push the Talking Trashcan forever

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Hey guys and girls, while I was at my not funny job, I had this great, funny idea for like a joke or a bit or whatever.

 

You say "Jackoff Lantern" instead of "Jack O' Lantern."

 

Like, say a dude's having a conversation about Halloween with somebody, and the dude meant to say "Jack O' Lantern" but he flubs the word. That's pretty funny right? The dude's friend is like "Did you just say...?" But then, like, the dude's improv skills kick in, and he's can say that the O always stood for "off". They've always been Jackoff Lanterns. That's why we carve those sexy faces into them. So it gives us inspiration for when we...y'know...

[thejjar 5031]

Jackoff Lantern.

 

[AshuraFleck 123]

licking the mics was so clutch

[Joe Lerini 7329]

*ahem*

 

Hey Pittsburgh peoples, this Thursday I'm gonna be at the Hollywood Theater in Dormont to see Halloween III up on the silver screen. If you're gonna be there, too, stop and say hi! I'll be wearing a cool Jason Voorhees t-shirt.

 

You guys remember the masks from Halloween III, right? There was a witch, and a skull, and a jackoff lantern!

 

(Now you go, say the thing.)

[seeley 836]

Brother, not only do I remember them masks, I've got one! Can't wait to put this bad boy on! Already got the Silver Shamrock show programmed on my DVR for Saturday and everything. Gonna be SO GOOD.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Hey man, did you just say "jackoff lantern"?

WHAT?! Oh, well y'see, uh...you might be familiar with them as "jack o' lanterns" but the truth of the situation is that the O has always stood for "off."

 

They've always been jackoff lanterns.

 

(now you can say the sexy face part)

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Speaking of jackoff lanterns I heard if you put your penis in a pumpkin pie it feels exactly like regret and second degree burns.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

 

WHAT?! Oh, well y'see, uh...you might be familiar with them as "jack o' lanterns" but the truth of the situation is that the O has always stood for "off."

 

They've always been jackoff lanterns.

 

(now you can say the sexy face part)

Maybe your jack-o-lantern is that sexy. Mine "won't do that" and would "rather just illuminate a porch"

[greggy 15909]

someone do a HH in a punkin and post a pic

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Sorry for the edits and double posts. I'm having trouble

[greggy 15909]

funny episode, i like teaser freezer and douglas

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

Today is a very special day for Danny Boy Warlock, because he turns 9 years old. Everybody give him the ceremonial 9 punches on the arm, and pinch his dick once for good luck!

 

 

Edit: Special thanks to Gryffingirl77, for posting this photograph somewhere on the internet.

 

yes i guess you could say i am 9 now, it feels pretty ok so far

not double digits but w/e i'll get there (knock on wood)

i've also been hiding in the cupboard all day so that no one punches my arm or pinches my dick

luckily new hh today as a bday present to me

listened to this ep in the cupboard protecting my dick and arm

v funny, v good

[Blink 1844]

Honestly haven't listened to a single Howl show

 

Stupid contest

[chanson 9697]

Reflecting upon today's foruming, I became worried that my message might get lost in all the chatter. This forum has grown since the days when we would take the ox-cart down to the library to hear new episodes of The Reality SHOW show on the town's single transistor radio. The whole town would gather around to hear the tales of great heroes like TJ Lavin or Jeff Probst. The great moral questions of the day were posited to the whole town, like would Sean the bachelor ever find love? Or is it ethical to make a one armed lady do physical challenges to win the love of a random guy on national television?

 

Even though the broadcast would sometimes get taken over by Tokyo Rose, we still did our best to send in comments to post on the forums each week at our local post office. I always bristled with anticipation during the walk down to the telegraph office to see if greggy or Valerie Bryant or Andy Kneis had left a comment or given me a like. The likes were rationed back in those days, for the war, so it was a real treat when the telegraph operator delivered the good news. The Hayzie Bone and ClemDawg likes were always the sweetest and I would run giddily down main street past the whorehouse to the soda fountain and buy myself a nice big Coke Zero to celebrate. Those really were the good-ol days. Mainly because the Coke Zero still had punch to it, if you know what I mean.

 

These days it seems like we're all too caught up in our fast-paced over-stimulated jet-setting tinder-dating lives. We post gifs and photoshopped pictures and funny jokes at the speed of light. So when I wonder what my purpose on this forum is, I often come to the conclusion it's to remind us of what's important, what makes this little bubble of comedy and laughs so wonderful. I think we can all agree it's the struggle to repeal women's suffrage, which has ruined America and poisoned our children's minds.

 

Thank you.

[Blink 1844]

Probably gonna change my username/avatar combo so I can get twice the pro version too

[Joe McGurl 8358]

Great episode. I think when historians look back on podcasts that were released on the 27th of October, 2015 and feature Hayes Davenport, Sean Clements, Joe Wengert, Paul F. Tompkins as well as the characters of Douglas the trash can and Brandon Content with an appearance of Engineer Brett....there's no doubt in my mind that Episode 107 of Hollywood Handbook titled — "Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character" will go down as the number 1 best podcast in the category. Wow.

[Shrek & Donkey Kong 4336]

Probably gonna change my username/avatar combo so I can get twice the pro version too

you greedy shit i haven't gotten it once.

 

then again, i still haven't paid for it.

[Bernard_Shakey 3484]

tip off in 3 hours. can't wait

 

Who's your team Norm

Born and raised in los angeles. So I'm a diehard bucks fan.

 

seriously, purple and gold till I die, motherfuckers!

 

Who do you guys root for?

P-Shrimps are 5-0 so far. I think they could go all the way.

 

Oh, you guys are talking about the NBA... sexist

I've heard of nerds is cool now, but SPORTS is cool now?

 

Weez the Booos echos my thoughts: Pistol Shrimps 4Lyfe!

https://itunes.apple...d990481682?mt=2

https://soundcloud.com/gosuperego/pistol-shrimps-radio-102715

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

Right? That was like 3 pages completely wasted. Go to Deadspins or talk to your fellow gas station employees for that shit, ya damn jocks.

 

left to their own devices, PFT and Matt Gourley will just talk about Push the Talking Trashcan forever

 

I was thinking that and wondering if he was going to talk about Gourley, a close friend of Hayes and Sean.

He hasn't been on in well over 6 months, so I think it's about time they have him on again.