EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character

[thejjar 5031]

Jeff are you ok with seatbelt laws? Can't the government stay out of my car?

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Mr. Dunham,

 

Do you ever worry your puppets will come to life and kill you, like in those Puppet Master movies?

[dixon 5920]

Hi Jeff, how close did you and Liam Neeson get on the set of The Nut Job? Do your best impression of him.

[thejjar 5031]

Jeff what's up with those Matthew Mcconaughey Lincoln commercials? Are those on purpose weird?

[dixon 5920]

Jeff you've been in the news recently due to your involvement in stopping a mugger on the streets of sunny LA. According to reports, you, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall were eating lunch on a restaurant's patio when a woman in a black and white striped shirt, black mask and hat stole the purse of a woman also eating at the restaurant and took off. You allegedly followed suit, with Larry yelling words of encouragement including "Get er Dunham." After finally catching the woman, you were caught on camera throwing several blows to her head with your fist.

 

My question is: In this constantly connected world where everyone is able to take pictures and video with their phones, do you believe people should be more careful about what they do in public, especially when they are holding puppets?

[Just Add Pepper 2026]

Jeff,

 

Not really a question, more of a pitch. Dunhamkin Donuts. Think about it.

 

-j.p.

[greggy 15909]

hey old guy puppet, should i get the name brand metamucil or will the store brand work ok? its only like two dollars difference but if you think about all the metamucil us old guys has to take it can really add up

[Game of Scones 5812]

Do you wish you could have worked with Tim and Eric like my man David Liebe Hart?

 

What is your favorite of David's puppets?

[onarga 85]

Dearest guest,

 

Jeff is a terrible name. Have you given any thought to changing it to Geoff?

 

Also: How dare you.

[souprman 10477]

Jeff,

 

You got them Multiple Personalities pretty bad huh?

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Dear Jeff,

 

I'm presently curing a large chunk of meat from the back leg of a hog, and it's going pretty well but I'm not exactly sure when I should stop the process. Can you give me any guidance?

[A Bear 1813]

Hi Jeff, big fan

My wife and I had a huge argument during dinner last night over which character of yours is best. She says Gay Cop Peter is her favorite, but I think Dong the Chinaman On Acid is clearly superior. How do we move past this irreparable rift in our marriage?

[Blink 1844]

Dear Jeff Dunham,

 

Why does everyone in my family laugh and point at Halloween skellingtons, calling them "Achmed?" Have they achieved racial enlightenment?

 

Meowzers,

Blink

[chanson 9697]

Jeff,

 

You like that all day breakfast at McDonald's? It's the best.

[Rose_Cream 1246]

Hi Jeff, my local hobby shop is having a huge sale on marionettes- half off- but you have to spend over $100. Do you think this is a good deal? You seem like a "no strings attached" kinda guy.

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

Hi Jeff, which puppet do you think is sexiest?

 

I feel like Peanut is into bdsm but I like where I could fit Jose.

[souprman 10477]

Jeff,

 

Do you know any good Polack jokes? I'm asking on behalf of myself and a guy named Horomanski.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

Jeff, how'd ya like a sweaty hand up your b?

[elizamuffins 4228]

Jeff,

 

 

I Wish Terry Fator was coming on instead.

 

 

Peace

[honlads 8798]

Jeff, you once said, "I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife."

 

Jeff does your wife know that you skewered all those other people?

[Jakal 4475]

Hi Jeff, big fan

[souprman 10477]

Jeff,

 

Have you ever thought about cutting yourself? You totally should.

[elizamuffins 4228]

Jeff,

 

Can you deny Terry Fator's genius?

 

 

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

I'm on ep 23 of my RSS relisten and they were praising Dunham.

 

Jeff,

 

How many times have you listened to each episode of The Reality Show Show?

[NoahTomaszewski 2768]

Jeff, you think you're pretty funny huh?