EPISODE 107 — Paul F. Tompkins and Joe Wengert Present Brandon Content, A WolfCool Exclusive Character

[AshleyChupp 3958]

 

Pls don't do that, Ashley. Sounds dangerous, unless you're into stunts and you've taken precautions

 

Lol honlads is so in love with me lol.

[greggy 15909]

good luck dude honlads wont even date me and i have asked him out every day for a year

[chanson 9697]

One time honlads called me a "gobshite" and I fainted. I don't know what it means, but I will cherish that moment forever.

[seeley 836]

I'm having second thoughts about bringing my "serial killer's mask made of human skin" mask I picked up to this party I'm being strong-armed into going to because, rereading the invite, it sounds like it's more of a family-oriented party, with lots of kids and all. I thought frantically for something else to throw together but I've come up empty as hell, with what I have on hand. So... I guess I'll just head there now, with my disgusting, unsettling mask in hand. Wish me luck

[honlads 8798]

A lot of talk. Hearing aLotta chatter. Honlads this. Honlads that.

I won't date Greggy because I want him to adopt me.

Chanson of course you're a gobshite but you're the good kind.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

A lot of talk. Hearing aLotta chatter. Honlads this. Honlads that.

I won't date Greggy because I want him to adopt me.

Chanson of course you're a gobshite but you're the good kind.

 

I don't see anyone denying he's in love with me so............

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Hey I just thought of a good Honlads joke.

 

I like my sexy irishmen like I like my cylinders. Graduated.

 

 

Edit: I know we like to joke around on here sometimes, but seriously, we're all very proud of you.

[honlads 8798]

 

I don't see anyone denying he's in love with me so............

 

Alright, got me. I love you and what you're doing for my Klout score is actually pretty sick when I look at the graphs.

[AshleyChupp 3958]

 

Alright, got me. I love you

 

So, are you thinking a spring wedding? How do you feel about moving to the US?

[honlads 8798]

Yeah that sounds fine to me. Just like to stress right now (I know everyone's thinking it) I am not marrying Ashley to get a green card. That's absurd to me to even think about. I think it's v clear this is about love

[Silvrwoman 4998]

If ashley doesn't like this pic of my mask trying to escape my face, I'm gonna throw honlads off a bridge

[mikebonetti 3718]

NOT AN EDIT: I never tried to embed this tweet Lauren Lapkus tweeted about hollywood handbook, but it didn't work.. https://twitter.com/...src=twsrc%5Etfw

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Anytime I don't understand a comment on my Instagram I assume it's a <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/hollywoodhandbook?src=hash">#hollywoodhandbook</a> reference <a href="https://twitter.com/SeanClements">@SeanClements</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hayesdavenport">@hayesdavenport</a></p>— Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) <a href="https://twitter.com/laurenlapkus/status/660619955235254273">November 1, 2015</a></blockquote>
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do you even html bro?

[AshleyChupp 3958]

If ashley doesn't like this pic of my mask trying to escape my face, I'm gonna throw honlads off a bridge

 

Silvr you're so pretty and funny and I love you and I'm so glad I get to collab with u. I wanted to do something ironic and funny but u just bring out the sincere in me babe..

[souprman 10477]

hfxmhf

[RanRan 3242]

Hey guys. Just drove back from the gym in my shitty Audi with custom plates. (Sorry, forgot to take a #gymselfie!) Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Halloween from me and my bff...you guessed it, Dreidel! Now I gotta chug this liter of Coke Zero before I make my dad take me back to the island on his boat, but I'm working on a great post for everyone later about why women shouldn't be allowed to drive trains. Have a great night, and drink a lot of pints of beer (preferably ones from Seattle!) but don't forget to wake up in time for Anglican services tomorrow.

 

[Silvrwoman 4998]

hfxmhf

How FaX Machines Have Failed (to adapt to modern technologies)?

Hey, FaX Me Hollywood handbook fan Fiction?

Her FaX Machine Hates Faxes?

His FaX Machine Hurts Feelings?

 

Sorry, I'm so behind the times - how can anybody keep up with all these internet slang acronyms

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Welcome back souprman!

Now that you're back, can you please do something about this demonlover69 guy?

[souprman 10477]

he can't hurt us anymore.

[Game of Scones 5812]

Im at work wishing i wasnt. You can all go to hell.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Im at work wishing i wasnt. You can all go to hell.

I'm at a party and reading the forum. Which is really the same as being at work, which is hell. So, yea, A+B=C, mathematically, I'm already there Norm

[AshleyChupp 3958]

hi guy s i thought it would b fun to interpretive dance m way home and it was rly rly fun but a cop lmosts rrested dme for publi c intoxication but i sweet talked him with the old "at least i didnt try to drive home" so Im good. still luv u guys especially honlads hmu bb let's get this wedding planned

 

Edit: im really sorry this post happened

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

I changed my name.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I dressed as Bob Belcher for Halloween at work today. Don't have pics, sorry. Anyway, on my way to work I came up with these jokes for Dracula if he ever gets a standup gig.

 

Please say the following in your worst Bela Lugosi impression:

 

Hey, did you ever notice how Frankenstein has those bolts in his neck? If I were to cast a movie about Frankenstein, he'd be played by Christoph BOLTS!

 

Speaking of movies, I've been in quite a few, but they never get my favorite director. If I could pick the director of a Dracula movie, I'd pick FANG Lee!

 

I'm not just about the movies, I love to check out music, too. I went to this great club down at the Black Lagoon, and you'd never guess who was playing there: CREATURE Cetera!

 

That's my time, you guys have been terrific!

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Leave music out of this. Put your costume back on and take a pic, add funny caption. Thanks