EPISODE 109 — The ScuzzMan Returns

[Joe McGurl 8358]

1) Nothing matters

2) Life is fleeting

3) You are slowly dying right now

4) Every morning is another step closer to death's door

5) Your friends will abandon you

6) You will die alone

7) Hollywood Handbook

[Danny Boy Wizard 1342]

6. Hollywood Handbook (Suck it bitchesssssssssssss)

 

mean

 

You guys know this is the Hollywood Handbook forum, right? For people who like Hollywood Handbook?

 

yes nice

 

making fun of your utility kilt

 

mean

 

apologize for making fun of your utility kilt

 

yes nice

 

this has been another episode of "Mean Yes Nice" with your host dbw

speaking of episodes, listened to this weeks ep of hh while studying bridge the game for old people

v funny, v good

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I enjoyed last night's Clements-written episode of Ash Vs. Evil Dead. Good stuff.

[honlads 8798]

Man, it's difficult to pick but here are my my top 5 podcasts:

 

1. Let me start this list off with a rant. I hate the way having a job is hard and takes time, and I'm a big baby and my big diaper is full.

2. Box Angeles.

3. It's me Box, from Box Angeles. Thanks to my sponsors for the beer. It tastes like absolute piss, which I love.

4.

5.

[Silvrwoman 4998]

Okay, since everyone's doing it, I guess I'll post my list now:

 

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I dunno, Silvrwoman. Seems like a pyramid scheme to me.

[Game of Scones 5812]

speak on that shirts available for presale in store

[Spunky Foonerism 8561]

Here's my ranking.

 

1. Hollywood Handbook

2. Hand

3. Book

T4. Holly and Wood

 

Hollywood handbook, obviously, is number one, because it is so good. It was a tough choice between hand and book for number two, because I've enjoyed the comfort of many a good book in my time, because I am so smart and like to read. Then again, hand has been an even bigger comfort to me in my lonely times (i'm talking about masturbating my penis lolol), and also I rely on that guy for almost everything. I couldn't even be typing this without him. Holly and wood were very hard for me to rate as well because holly is actually a kind of wood, which you would know if you went outside and looked at some trees instead of lurking in the dark on an internet webpage every day. In the end i went with a ranking based on Holly Hunter and Ed Wood, which came out as a tie.

[Game of Scones 5812]

what's earwolf's return policy like?

[Lord Shitqueef 1609]

I'm kind of hopped up on cold medicine, and I know this is the wrong thread, but how has Adam Scott not been a guest on HH?

[SteveH 11126]

Speaking of Box Angeles - is there any explanation of why his nickname is "box"? I couldn't find one. Seems like he just wanted to name his podcast something that kind of rhymes with Los Angeles? So he made up "box"?

 

It's like if I wanted to start a podcast about New York and just called it Through York hosted by Steve "Through" H

[greggy 15909]

It's like if I wanted to start a podcast about New York and just called it Through York hosted by Steve "Through" H

hell, i'd listen

[RanRan 3242]

I too am enjoying the Evil Dead tv show, even though I am a person who gets scared very easily, not as a joke but for real in my real life. The show is very difficult for me to watch. But it is also very funny. Anyway, Sean, just wanted to say it was very sweet of you to name that character Amanda Fisher after me. (This post makes more sense if you know that my name is very close to Amanda Fisher.)

 

Box Angeles dude definitely made up his own "nickname," but his last name is Elder, so it's like boxelder/Box Elder, which is the name of a tree and a bug and a Pavement song and also a band from Nebraska a couple years ago.

[souprman 10477]

what's earwolf's return policy like?

I'm sorry to tell you it's pretty racist.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

Box Angeles dude definitely made up his own "nickname," but his last name is Elder, so it's like boxelder/Box Elder, which is the name of a tree and a bug and a Pavement song and also a band from Nebraska a couple years ago.

He should host a KISS album review podcast, call it "Music for the Elder."

[souprman 10477]

He should host a KISS album review podcast, call it "Music for the Elder."

well it's official. Joe Lerini gives no fucks about getting likes.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

well it's official. Joe Lerini gives no fucks about getting likes.

Hey, some posts I do for you guys. This one was for me.

[souprman 10477]

Hey, some posts I do for you guys. This one was for me.

I thought it was for me!

 

Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a world without heroes I tell ya.

[Joe Lerini 7329]

I thought it was for me!

 

Sometimes I feel like I'm living in a world without heroes I tell ya.

We can go halfsies.

[Game of Scones 5812]

sean's mike still questions are the best

 

/sidebar

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

1. Sugarhill Gang

2. Eminem

3. Wale

4. Ice Cube

5. Sir Mix-A-Lot

[Jack Johnson P.I. 3649]

I think the shirts are boring.

 

gimme some W O L F C O O L A E S T H E T I C, scotty. I've got $¢$¢$ (pronounced "stacks") to drop on putting some fire in my flex-chest.

[JeffBurtMacklinMarra 6724]

1. Sugarhill Gang

2. Eminem

3. Wale

4. Ice Cube

5. Sir Mix-A-Lot

 

This post is a reference to the Chris Rock movie Top Five.

[Blink 1844]

1) Nothing matters

2) Life is fleeting

3) You are slowly dying right now

4) Every morning is another step closer to death's door

5) Your friends will abandon you

6) You will die alone

7) Hollywood Handbook

Good Aukerman reference

[JacobCrites 4977]

Earwolf Podcasts:

 

1. Hollywood Handbook

2. ADPPP

3. Comedy Bang Bang

4. I'm feeling really lonely lately, and I've just been watching James Bond movies and playing videogames while listening to podcasts to kind of drown out the depression.

5. U Talkin U2 To Me

6. Improv4Humans

7. How Did This Get Made

8. Haven't had a girlfriend in over a year now which is starting to bum me out

9. Spontaneanation

10. We're all just slowly dying, wondering why

11. Jk I am depressed but it's not that bad tbh

 

Non earwolf podcasts:

James Bonding, Serial, Long Shot Podcast, We Hate Movies